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I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make it on Tuesdays."
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight in battles? They don't have the guts!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight in battles? They don't have the guts!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
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