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Age Range: 9 – 12 Years
Genre: Comedy
Synopsis: Terry is in a Religious Education class at school.
TERRY:
Excuse me, sir? I have a question. Where are all the dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden? In science class, this week, we learnt all about fossils and Mr. Williams was saying that some of them are millions of years old! I just can’t quite make sense of the timeline, because if the Bible is right then there should be velociraptors in the Garden of Eden, and I think if that’s the case the apple would be the least of their problems! Surely, you’d want to build some kind of home defense system with electric fences and guard rails! Speaking of which: if God really didn’t want them to eat the apple, then why put the tree there? That sounds pretty mean: it’s like putting a T-Rex in a cage and wondering why it chews its own foot off!
Detention? I thought we were supposed to turn the other cheek!
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