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Drunk!Nagisa x Kaede
this actually isnt gay or les lmao
desc: there will be drunk shit with nagisa and kaede will have to take care of him. this will focus on nagisa x kaede. i hope you like the gift i probably failed ugh im trash

Go Home - A Trashy Story By Amandar
Kaede walked to her house angrily. "Ughh Korosensei gave me so much homework to do..." She sighed walking up the stairs. As soon as she walked up, a strange smell of booze came out of nowhere. "Nani?" She said out loud. The lights were out and she walked closer to the living room. "KYAAA" She tripped over a booze bottle.
"Ehh..." She looked around when she got back on her feet. There were bottles everywhere. She saw a shadow with a gleam of sky blue. "Who..." The thing got closer. It was Nagisa! He jumped into Kaede's arms. "You know... *hic*" He was clearly drunk. "NAGISA WHAT WERE YOU DRINKI--" Nagisa bit her on the neck. "You smell like unicorns~~" "EEE! WHAT THE HECK!!!" Kaede said squirming. After a "game" of what Nagisa considered "tug of war" (aka Kaede trying to push Nagisa off her) Kaede finally put Nagisa on the sofa. "You need rest. Your so drunk right now." She sighed. "Oh. That's my doing." Said a voice. Kaede and Nagisa turned to the direction the voice was in. They saw a girl with big boobs walking down to them "THE BOOBSSS!!!" Kaede said looking at Ms.Bitch. She came in throwing one of the booze bottles up and down. "Well... in Home EC, I wanted to get Korosensei drunk but..." She looked at Nagisa pouting over Kaede. "sENPAIIII *hic" "I accidentally put it in Nagisa's food instead of Korosensei's." She said sighing. Another assassination attempt failed." "HUHHHHHH?" Kaede flipped out and ran out of the room. "HEY! ARE YOU STEALING KAEDE-SENPAI AWAY FROM ME?!?" Nagisa screamed at the top of his lungs dramatically pointing at Ms.Bitch. Ms.Bitch sighed and called Kaede back to take care of Nagisa.

Once Kaede got herself to calm down, she sighed and walked to take care of Nagisa. At some point, Ms.Bitch had to go. "Kaede-senpai..." Nagisa muttered at her. "What?" "Do you... love me?" He said with his kawaii face as if he was going to cry. "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?" Kaede said flipping out and running to the kitchen corner. "Okay... it's fine... I can control him he's JUST drunk..." Kaede said rocking back and forth in the corner. Once she calmed down, she found out Nagisa reaching for a bottle of booze, but he kept tripping every time. "Nagisa-kun. Come on! Stop drinking the booze!" She said yelling at him. Nagisa pouted on the floor. "S-senpai... *hic* your just... so... irresistible when your angry~...." Kaede sighed. She couldn't stay mad at Nagisa for a long time, he was kawaii. "No Nagisa. This isn't a time for your flirting with me. It's a time where you need to rest. You had like what, 21 bott--MFMFM" She was pressed on against her lips. Nagisa was kissing her! "I want to kiss back... but I need to take care of Nagisa-kun!" Kaede thought frantically. She finally pushed him off. Nagisa started crying crouching on the floor. "Senpaiiiiiiii your so beautiful, pretty, kawaii, amazing......" he trailed off trying to think of words that were basically synonyms of "beautiful", since he was drunk. "Why don't you love me!!! *hic." Kaede picked up Nagisa and put him on the couch. "God... I'll watch you until you fall asleep, okay?" Nagisa sighed and snuggled on Kaede's lap. "Finee."

Nagisa looked up into the ceiling not closing his eyes. "Nagisa-kun... what are you looking at?" Kaede questioned trying to make him rest. "The flying unicorn in the ceiling!" He said cheering at the blank ceiling. "Don't you see it too *hic* Senpai?" Kaede looked up. "Huh? There's no unic--" She was interrupted by Nagisa. "Shhhh." Nagisa said putting his finger over Kaede's mouth. "Shhh." He repeated. "Your *hic* quiet-ivity speaks nine hundred ninety nine words..." He breathed dreamily. Kaede giggled softly. "The quote is your silence speaks one thousand words, Nagisa-kun." There was a silence because Nagisa kept staring into the ceiling. "You know... you remind me of a box of chocolates." Kaede knew he was going to say something like "because your super sweet." So she looked at him. "Nani?" "Because I want to take your top off~~" Kaede looked shocked. "NAGISAAAAAAAAAAAA!" She said running off flipping off again pushing Nagisa off her lap.

When she came back for the third time, she saw Nagisa crying on the floor with holding a knife and a pineapple. "What the hell is happening while I left?" Kaede questioned. Nagisa sniffled. "I-I I think I killed spongeboob... *hic* *hic*" Kaede stared at him. "Sponge...boob..." She had the most blank expression ever. "I'M DONE WITH MY LIFE." She picked up her house keys ran out of the house and locked the door.

~TimeSkip-Next Day~
Korosensei went down the attendance list. "Nagisa?" "Present!" Nagisa said quickly writing his assessment. Kaede wasn't present that day, he wondered why. He walked to Kaede's house, it was open. "Kaede-chan? I have your homework so you can cat--KYA" He was tackled by something, or someone. Once he stumbled onto his feet. He saw Kaede blushing brightly at him. "Nagisa-samaaa~ I decided to get revenge *hic* on you~~!" She smiled using Ms.Bitch's kissing method until Nagisa almost died. Karma walked in the room "Nagisa you ran off too quic--" He looked at the drunk revenge-thirsty Kaede, and then at Nagisa getting seduced. "OOOOOhH! I'm going to blackmail this!" Karma said giving his demonic smile taking out his phone. Kaede looked up at Karma, waved, looked at the fainted Nagisa and smiled. "Revenge is sweet as a box of chocolates~"