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"i dont know what your referring too" she replied
"you sunk, an ENTIRE CRUISE SHIP Patroni!" he shouts
"are you sure it was me, i- i think i would have remembered that Caius" she answerd
"PATRONI! I watched you fire a harpoon at the captains face!" he said
"that sounds dangerous" she bluntly replied
"YOU WERE HEADBUTTING CHILDREN OFF THE SIDE OF THE SHIP!" he yelled
"that uh... that uh must of been horrifying to watch" she bluntly said
"and then you started making out with the ICE SCULPTURES" he said
"thank god that the children weren't on board to see it"
"AND WHY WAS THE LIFE BOAT RED AND STICKY PATRONI!?" he asked
"i guess you could say it was red and sticky"
"Patroni... what were we standing in?" he asked
"would you believe it was strawberry milkshake?"
"no, i would not believe that" he said
"uh.. melted gumdrops?" she asked
"no.."
"boat nectar?"
"NO!"
"some of gods tears?"
"tell me the truth PATRONI!"
"fine, it was the lovely elderly couple from 2-B" she admits
"PATRONI!"
"well they... well they were taking all of the crescent rolls"
"i cant believe what im hearing"
"i will not apologize for art"
"and where were all the other life boats?"
"you won the prize, i dunno about that one.." she bluntly replied
"Patroni"
"looking at the trajectory on the sun and moon... at the bottom of the ocean..."
"WHAT?"
"i poked holes at the bottom of them"
"PATRONI!"
"i have a problem.. i have a serious problem"
"you are just- terrible today"
"and did you hear that? that was the sound of forgiveness"
"THAT Was THE SOUND OF PEOPLE DROWNING!"
"that is what it sounds like, screaming then silence"
"PATRONI!"
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