Notes

Cat Law

Section 1A

Presence of a cat.
1. If a cat enters the presents of you, you must pay some mind to the specimen or specimens.
2. If a cat brushes against your leg or any part of your body refer to Section 2A.
3. If a cat meows in your presence refer to Section 3A.
4. If a cat is sleeping do not disturb the specimen unless the cat is in immediate danger or harm.
5. If a cat wishes for your attention refer to Section 4A

Section 2A

Contact with a cat.

1. If a cat comes in contact with you, you must immediately give it some sort of attention and refer to Section 4A.
2. If a cat jumps on to your workspace, bed, table, couch, or any object that we, humans use, you must plan accordingly under cat law.
3. If a cat catches you by surprise for example sleeping on your body when you wake up refer to section 1A

Section 3A

Cat meows

1. If a cat meows, you must give it immediate attention to see what it may need.
2. If the cat repeatedly meows, you must give it undivided attention to see what it needs.
3. If a cat meow sounds unnerving, you must give the cat immediate attention and refer to Section 4A.
4. If a cat meow is near an object such as a window, a door, or a food and water bowl, you must give that item attention to see if you need to take action.

Section 4A

Cat attention

1. If a cat rolls on its back and looks at you all cute, you must give it a belly rub.
2. If a cat brushes up against your leg you must pet it and refer to Section 5A.
3. If a cat sits or your lap you must pet it, and if it states purring, good job, the cat is pleased and may demand more attention or may fall asleep, If the cat falls asleep, refer to Section 1A.
4. If a cat licks you whatever it, is you are doing, the cat loves it, keep doing it until the cat is pleased.
5. if a cat is unhappy or in distress you must fulfill its needs at once.

Section 5A

Cat petting

1. You must pet a cat in a calm manner unless the cat demands otherwise.
2. If a cat is on its back wanting a belly rub, you must rub it in a calm manner.
3. When you pet a cat, you must always make sure the last pet on the cat results in its fur being straightened out, otherwise, the cats fur will be messy.
4. Do not pet a cat rough, this hurts the cat and will result in a weakened relationship with your cat.