Notes

Prompt title: "Why Kieran muted the #EversForEvers chat" - In which Kieran's absence from the chat rises important questions.

Group members: Brett Evers, Jane Evers, Brandon Evers, and Kieran Lynch

Brett E: *TikTok attached*

Brandon E: bro that meme is from 2018, stop..

Jane E: omg.

Jane E: At least @Kieran is a proper adult

Brandon E: bro sends memes from the dinosaurs prime time

Jane E: BRANDON

Brett E: Thank you <3

Brandon E: they're wholesome though

Brett E: He's unable to answer rn so

Brandon E: bro just dipped

Brett E: STOP using that word in every sentence oufffff

Jane E: I KNOWWWW, I keep saying bro because of Brandon now too

Brandon E: good.

Brandon E: rip Kieran tho

Brandon E: flying high after 21 years

Brett E: He's 23 but ok

Brandon E: oh, he's two years older?

Jane E: He literally told us, BRO

Brandon E: ohshit, right..

Brandon E: honestly

Brandon E: no shit Kieran's older.

Jane E: True tbh

Brett E: He's almost only one year older than me ro something. one and a half or something, BRO

Brandon E: you're joking with us right

Brett E: He's born in January and I'm in September. It narrows the gaps doesn't it

Brandon E: It's the literal opposite

Brett E: oh. right oh shit. nvm i read it wrong no, no that's embarrassing

Brett E: HAHAHHAAHHA I WAS JOKING

Jane E: I don't even know what the equation is

Brett E: I don't know either

Brandon E: bro you guys are dumb

Brandon E: January 1999,

Brandon E: September 2001,

Brandon E: There's a four-month gap between your birthdays.

Brandon E: Kieran's four months from being 3 years older than you, not one year older than you LMAO

Jane E: oh shit that's true

Brett E: delete that shit rn </3

Jane E: No wonder Kieran left the chat

Brett E: He's still in it tho?

Jane E: Figuratively, bro. FIGURATIVELY.

Brett E: Oh my god I'm becoming a boomer too. I should've taken the reference. Shit.. living with these people makes me age faster

Brandon E: i'm still stunned you're so shit at math you thought you guys were close enough to only have 1 year age gap.

Brett E: It's not like I tried to calculate it for reals.

Jane E: Kieran's not going to read through this shit

Brett E: Actually that's good

Brandon E: @Kieran Lynch Brett thought you two were close to having 1 year apart because you're born in January and he's born in September. Turns out your birthdays are 4 months from having a 3-year age gap.

Brandon E: Brett's stupid

Jane E: What did Brett do to you </3

Brandon E: kick a ball in my face, force me to clean my room, always barge in my room when it's dinner time, threaten me to close down my ps4 account, prank me into thinking my scooter rolled off when he broke it, broke my controller, ate the leftover donut that I wanted for breakfast, took my ice tea because i got sick and couldn't drink it,

Brett E: the ball was by accident

Brett E: I SPENT 100 DOLLARS ON YOUR JACKET <3, BOUGHT YOU MCDONALDS, <3 NOT SNITCHED ON YOU FOR ANYTHING <3 TAKEN THE BLAME FOR YOU CRACKING THE WINDOW <3 Shut the fuck up

Brandon E: ... true

Brandon E: @Kieran Lynch Brett thought you two were close to having 1 year apart because you're born in January and he's born in September. Turns out your birthdays are 4 months from having a 3-year age gap.

Jane E: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAH