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Flat Earth Theory Proved With Orbital Simulations (Satire).



Flat Earth Theory Proved with Orbital Simulations (Satire).


2021-01-13




NASA has been lying to the public for too long. The Earth is flat and everyone knows it. Do you see the Earth's surface looking round when you look outside? This farce ends today. Through simulations, I will show that the Earth is not a sphere but rather a Minecraft superflat world.



We begin with a simple simulation showing the Sun and Earth. The sizes are not scaled to aid visibility.



It seems normal, right? This could be a proof of my theory. But, keep watching and observe. Let's include the rest of the inner planets.



Everything looks perfect Smooth lines. Now, we add the moon. Get ready.



Notice how the moon isn't rotating around the Earth? In fact, it's lagging some distance behind, whereas a normal planet would.
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Could it be that my model was flawed? Perhaps I didn't account for the motion of the Earth within the context of the moon's own motion? Is this me making up absurdly inept explanations to justify the apparent inaccuracy of my project to my physics teacher? No. This is undisputed proof that something is up. However, the truth might be more than any of you poor, poor readers can even imagine. Another thought came into my mind while I was writing this essay. What if the flat Earth theory is merely an elaborate ruse that is a red herring in order to distract from the real truth?



After much research, I came to the following conclusion. The Earth and its moon could be round, but there's an unsettling secret that the powers that be are keeping from us. The truth is, the moon is made of green cheese. Its surface is littered with small craters. There is no plausible explanation, unless one believes that the Swiss and not the US of America were the first to reach the moon.



Disregard the above, further studies have proved this theory wrong. Furthermore, the popularity of Swiss cheese in the US offers a plausible explanation.



After a lot of Minecraft gaming, I have come to a different conclusion. Remember our original claim that the Earth was a superflat world? While orbital mechanics may eliminate that possibility I propose a different hypothesisthat blends the wisdom of the old with modern sciences. You can read the article once you feel you have adequately prepared mentally and emotionally.



The Earth is a hollow cube, a folded superflat world. What is the relationship between this and existing theories? The surface of the Earth remains flat in this scenario, which fits into most of the evidence flatties offer. This is in agreement with the argument against flat Earth that uses gravity. There is enough mass to withstand extreme shifts. This matches the simulation results, as hollow cubes would be much smaller and unable keep the moon in its orbit. For a mockupof the model, check out the following.


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