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Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

France was sitting behind her desk. She felt the tears well up in her eyes . After their last adventure, France found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. France stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill her ripping him limb from limb, but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on her when she was at her weakest and darkest moment. When she needed her friends the most.

But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole . France remembered fondly the day she discovered it. It was a tuesday morning she rememberanced. The memories surfaced before her mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before France well knew it, a single tear welled up in her eyes and trickled down her cheek.
Because even when all her 'friends' betrayed her, there was one consistant factor in her life: Waddles.

And France knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings France had for Waddles were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for Waddles.

Alas, France thought to herself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must France be destined to destroy Waddles? Can she ever tell Waddles how much Waddles means to France?

If only she could. Then all her pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from Oce (who told her he loved her, only to stab her right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only Waddles and France's true feelings for Her.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!

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A little Later, France was taking a shit.
She was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" France exclaimed, Her face wincing with effort.
She made every effort in her little girl body to expel this demon thing from her curvy back side.

By this point Frances poo-tubes were all bent out of shape. It has been a bad day.
Just as France was going in for another push..
Without warning the bathroom door suddenly burst open unexpectedly. Yeepers!

"Well hello...France" a enticing voice gasped from the doorway.

A mysterious figure posed leaning against the door frame. She deep, sensual voice which France knew immediately. Her mind began racing and a nervous sweat began pouring from her face.

"96neko... is that you? wha- what are you still doing awake...?"

She appeared in nothing but a towel, seemingly ready to take a steamy shower.
However She couldn't with France near by....they were like family now.96neko was like Her mother.
Any sane person would never allow their own mother to see them in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!"

"Oh I felt dirty from questing all day...ya ever feel dirty France?"
"Y-Yes, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" France shrieked, She became so immensely worked up he cleaned her colon clear of the demon feces that had been clogging it. His voice also cracked like he was 13 again, but in comparison to the loud flatulence she just unleashed, who cares? 96neko heard though, and giggled like a adorable little girl laugh. It sent tingles all up France's spine.
"Oh you've always been the shy one in the family, France..."

France was not shy, at all. She defeated Waddles and blew up Her evil machines for Christ's sake! and now she suddenly found herself speechless. Was She going to see his metaphorical mother literally naked? Little did he know, that was merely a sprinkle on the cream-cake of excitement that was to come.

"..the shy and excitable one." said 96neko finishing the sentence seductively.

"Wh-what the..." and before France could send the third word out of Her mouth..
..96neko's towel dropped to the floor,revealing her swimsuit underneath.
France noticed everything on her instantly. Her lick-able figure,her hypnotically round "best friends" and the small prussian blue colored birth mark on her rear, which made Her feel awkward.



Still, the sight of her near perfect body caused France to feel funny in places she had never felt before.

"hehe oh my France...you're more impressive than I thought."
"uh... ye-yeah, th-thaaanks 96neko, you're cute too." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced through her head at lightning speed. But the beautiful, wet, soapy body that stood before her spoke otherwise. Her shapely body was everything France could want ...in a body to make use of. Yet did family like relationship matter?..
...
...
Or...did it make it better?

But just as France was commiting. Commiting to a path that they couldn't go back from.


France burst into the toilet!


"What are you too upto?"
"Err..nothing" said France as she causally slipped her pants back on.
96neko, who France didnt notice, picked up her towel and backed out slowly.
"Really?"
"I was just having a shit...see?" France gestured to her shit.
"Oh, thats a shit all right! One hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better go"
So France put her other pants on and left. She had a serious case of blue balls, but at least her anus didnt feel so bad now.
As she walked out 96neko whispered one word. A word fall of hope.
"Later"
France Giggled.
Fortunately, their traveling companion was as oblivious as ever, and didn't notice.
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Arriving at the mysterious shack, France found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines.

"Be careful" said Oce who as usually was cowardly squatting behind France. France carefully manuvred into the shack and on her tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath her feet croaked and France could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the mythical assbag laid. Right there for her taking.

But France was clever. France knew it was a trap!


So France said to Oce, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe."
And Oce was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!"
France slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. France knew that if it was a trap, Oce would be triggering it. And then Waddles would get him, but not her. France knew Oce wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for her. He always said that.
But forutnately when Oce grabbed the mythical assbag, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by space ninja's!

They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother).

They defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for them. they smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving Hero's blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, France licked off the blade .

But now with the mythical assbag in their hands, they could take Waddles straight on!
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Interlude:
96neko winked at France when no one else was looking.
"Later" she mouthed at her silently so no one could hear.
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Later, France and 96neko were alone again.
"Its Later" said 96neko, pulling France towards the bathroom.
"But what about the others?"
"I'll just tell them you are helping me shower. They wont suspect a thing"
"True. They are all idiots"
Then, suddenly, 96neko was naked. France wondered how She did that. She must have been nearly naked this whole time!
The shower turned on...
..France was already.

96neko lathered up good and fine. The soap dripped off Her body at a seductively slow pace. France could not contain the powerful urge of excitement that raced through Her veins.
The alluring look of her nudie comrade became too much for her to fathom and her body started sweeting.

There France sat, Her gold pants pulled quickly down at his ankles, on a toilet full of poop with Her bodly fluids on full display, eyes bulging from Her face.
96neko giggled as France's dignity shriveled and died, but France had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after She found out She was Her own flesh and blood.
"Well...wh-what do we do now?" France said, desperately trying to sound suave.
"It. We do it."
"it?"
"yes. it"
"we do it?"
"yes"
"oh"

...and with that 96neko jumped on France. And they cuddled and hugged a lot.
"I love you 96neko"
"I love you too France....lets get married"
And they did!
France looked especially radiant in a dress. Later, after their honeymoon they continued their adventure (with non of their friends any the wiser).....

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"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Waddles.
"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma. (that is,the one that wasn't decapitated)"

"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all adopted".

After that, France leaped down onto the volcano plato of doom
He was in luck because she just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if she fell in it.

Waddles stood looking at our hero - her cape flapping in hotness.
She beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'
Suddenly she held the mythical assbag aloft.

"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'
"Noo....not the mythical assbag"
"Yes. The mythical assbag"
"The mythical assbag!" gasped 96neko
"Yes. The mythical assbag"
Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.
The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. Her features scary.
Laughing as she stood there, she approached France, "Give up and go home, 96neko doesnt love you anyway."
"Thats not true!
"
France ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while Waddles evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)
But every time she hit Waddles, she just smiled and hit him back.
In between dodging lava ejectulations, Waddles said: "You cannot beat me, join me, and we will rule together!"
"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" she YELLED HARD!
"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."
"I HATE YOU!!" said France and ran towards him with her weapon drawn.
"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""
"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"
"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," she said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"
France ran towards Waddles, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock
she surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in her hands because she really wanted to kill the France

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and his female companion lifted the base of her skirt and Waddles was distracted by seeing her ankle.
Using this to his outmost tactical advancement France grapped mythical assbag from Waddles and stabbed him in his forehead Blood gushed out.
"Owch! While I had the mythical assbag I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"
He staggered around and grabbed into the air, she was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."
Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes and his shoes.
"Oh, you are my Hero!" squeeled 96neko and embraced him. "If only a single thing survives, Her evilness will spread and evily corrupted the goodness of all good people" And she kicked the shoes into the lava.A skullformed smoke went up from the lava and went away as quickly as the shoes were kicked into the lava.
"France , France, I love you! But we only have 5 seconds to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"
"Then quick, we must leave and leave this place behind, said France and left this place behind."
Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, France and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."
Meanwhile...a claw slowly emerged from the lava....
The End
or is it?