Notes

Rap Battle
Seong Gi-hun
vs.
MrBeast
Begin
Welcome to your final test, I'm MrBeast.
We can scrap the 'S' cuz I've never missed a beat!
You had to cut from honey under threat of a gun blast;
When I had a cut from Honey, that's another check that I'm gonna cash!
You're coming last, Number 1 is Jimmy; only dub you have is horribly written.
You're accomplished 'cuz you fought the opposition and became the best,
But the consequences that you've got to live with
Is you paved their deaths all to pay your debt, I applaud you Gi-Hun!
In the diss game, you won't get rich.
I'm like your momma: I'm dead sick!
Then check the gaming channel, millions of children watch it.
How'd you win all that Won, kid, but not custody of one kid?
Did ya think you'd get her back with that lighter you bought her?
You're playing tug-o-war with your ex, but the rope is your daughter (Ooh!)
So stupid, Sang-woo showed you the light; you didn't go to SNU, that's right.
If the task was last to get backstabbed by a pal, you wouldn't make it through the night!
When I feast I don't need a suit and tie, wrapping with gold like the food I try!
Utter a word then you will die, save those subs for PewDiePie!

So this is the next test they'll make us fight in for survival?
But instead of a kiddie game, we'll be playing this manchild? (Hmm?)
Your career's fragile like glass, I will smash it if you push me.
Made your fortune from subscribers, now give them their fucking cookies!
You've done all this good, you fed lives in need right 'till they get by each time,
Gave islands, sweet rides, let high trees thrive, set headlines being nice when you spread vibes.
Teens hype it and then buy MrBeast line, so you make ten times what you leave guys,
Only ever "moving" when you're in set sight of a keen child, like an anti-red light green light!
Don't talk about loyalty, you don't get any!
You're like "I Spent At Least Ten Thousand Dollars Renting People Out To Pretend To Be Friends With Me"!
I wondered why VIPs had to hide their face behind plastic,
Now that I see this bastard, I get what the point of the mask is!

I just replaced all of Gi-Hun's surviving friends with Legos!
Uhm, Jimmy... there aren't any Legos.
(Vine boom sound effect) (Hahahahahahaha!)
For a 'critique on greed', it seems ironic,
Your show sold out like it's stock from shopmrbeast.com, bitch!

(Yuh!) You spent 24 hours in a bunker, another 24 inside of a fake prison,
And over 50 hours in a coffin; could you do us all a big solid and stay in it?
Spending a minute with the Jeff Bezos for daycare kiddies is a challenge that I couldn't be paid to be in.
You can't make good lines, I won't stay within them; like Jake the Viking, I'm straight up leaving!

Let's hope that you didn't bet all of your money on winning this fight now,
Cuz a lot like your job, if that happened, you're likely to die in my fire and strike out.
Join Team Seas and clean that garbage past you deem so awful!
You lost everything to a pensioner who lost his fucking marbles!

I make the calls in this torture-ridden place,
You only got balls in an Orbeez giveaway.
It's a real manhunt, you don't got the courage to beat me,
Go hide in your nerdy Dream streams.
We've got more beef than your burger meat, Beast.
Plotting more seeds in your girl than Team Trees!
Pictured a world where equality rules,
That's not just a pic you can fly to the moon.
Got no firepower against my roster,
Don't you "identify" as an attack helicopter?
You said hi to your brother with a brand new channel,
I said bye to my brother with a mag of ammo!
So go cry to your momma in an ad to pack dough!
You'd ditch your morals to put your hand on Lambos!
Can't handle the truth: if you run out of money, you run out of your personality too.
Out of 100% of your viewers, nobody watches your channel for you!