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jadi gini gan. ane baru pulang dari maen tadi jam sebelas lewat 45 menit. rumah temen ane trmpatnya dipelosok, harus lewatin satu kuburan. tapi letak kuburannya agak menjorok ke dalem, lumayan jauh dari jalanan gang, di depannya kek lapangan tenis dan got disampingnya. namanya juga cowo gan, wajar lah pulang malem biar dikata keren dikit. ga, ga, ini karena ketagihan maen ps. pas belakang rumah temen, ada empang, kiri kanan rumahnya dibatesin ama pohon pisang, tapi masi ada beberapa orang disono. biasa lah bapak bapak ngeronda, ama kakek kakek lagi nabun dibawah pohon mangga. tapi posisi kakek kakek ini agak jauh, sekitar 6 meter dari bapak bapak. nah, berhubung udah malem, anr mutusin pulang dah tuh. kata mak temen ane, jan pulang malem walaupun elu lanang. oke, ane balik.
awalnya si ane biasa ae pas ngelewatin ntu pohon mangga. nah, ceritanya pas di depan lapangan tenis ini. ane berenti bentar buat ngecek line, biasa mamsky nitip makan ama suruh pulang cepet juga. pas lagi ngetik balesan, tytyd ane tiba tiba gatel, yodah tangan kanan ngetik, tangan kiri garuk. samping kanan ane lapangan tenis, samping kiri ada rumah. berpenghuni tapi penghuninya jarang balik ke rumah.
pas lagi asoy garuk tytyd, kakek kakek yang lagi bakar sampah nyamperin. nanya, "anak mana lu tong?" ane jawab, "anu beh, komplek ono" terus ane lanjut ngetik, garuk tytydnya berenti karena malu. terus si kakek ini bilang, "pulang lu tong cepet" nah ane bingung. suka suka ane lah, lagi asik ngecek hp (rpw). si kakek yang make meci nepuk punggung, "no elu diketawain ama si jablay" terus ane jawab, "jablay mana beh?" alhasil si kakek nyuruh ane nengok kiri, ke arah rumah. disono ada kaca, letaknya vertikal. ada dua kaca disamping kiri sebelum pintu masuk. dikaca pertama ada mbak kunti lagi cekikan sambil goyang goyang badannya. mulutnya lumayan lebar bro, abnormal lah. rambutnya berantakan kek model madara lah. tapi ini lebih gembel dari madara.
"pulang atau burung lu dijadiin lalap" kata si kakek, yodah ane tancep gas. ampe lupa data hp ane matiin.
     
 
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