Notes

I uh recently gave up on masturbation. Yes It's been one week today since I stopped. I'm pretty proud of myself you know. I know all the women don't know where I'm coming from but I know damn well every man is like damn why would he do that. I'll tell you why I did it. Because I'm getting real tired of that post nut syndrome. Yes it's a very real thing. It's that feeling of disappointment and disdain when you cum and look at your computer screen. It's almost like everything up to that moment of no return everything is perfectly fine and you're having a blast. Then boom the toes curl and all of a sudden it's like you woke up from a dream. Only there's cum all over you, you have your dick in your hand just and you look at the screen and you see Gilf porn. At first clicking on the Sexy Grandmas category sound quite enticing but damn once you bust that nut you can't wait to close that page and delete your history. There is no better way to evaluate your life. You will really be thinking about this shit for awhile like "yo what am I doing". As a matter a fact if you wanna see if you're sexual fantasies are normal next time you cum see how long you could watch the rest of the porn for. If you can only do 5 seconds before leaving. You fucked up. Then of course they always say oh that's just the last time never again. It's never the last time. You opened the door to Pandora. That door can never be closed my friends. One thing leads to another and you find yourself watching feet worship videos. I don't even like feet. I think their gross. They're kinda like weird hands and they always smell weird. Now there are some guys in here right now that love feet and love that smell! I bet you that theres at least 10 guys in here now that when they get home that's the first thing they're gonna do!