Notes

Alright dog, this is it. Its me, your boy. Listen up, Im only saying this once and apparently these things have a fucking expiration date. Figures, right? Well, I wrote a different goodbye letter, that was available to read last week, it was nicer than this one, it was actually heartfelt. BUT NONE OF YOU JERKS TOOK THE TIME TO SEARCH THE LINK SO WELCOME TO YOUR TAPES. Alexa should get a giggle from that one. Anyways, buckle up because this isn't going to be nice, its not even going to be rememberable. You know what, this might be the most impartial you've ever felt while reading a letter pertaining to you. But, guess what, this is literally how I feel about working here and the impact, albeit not positive, you've had on me.

If you haven't guessed it, I'm quitting. I'm out, I threw in the towl, my rodeo is done. Working here has opened my eyes and all of you have shown me the ups and downs of working in healthcare. You'd think I'd be getting out of office administration in my next job, well, you'd be fucking correct. But, I can't lie, working with you all has been fun, not great, very hectic and even stressful, but fun. If I could, I would give each and every one of you an award, but like, not the good awards. Like, the award you get for participation? The kind of award you'd receive for being partially okay at whatever it is that you do, but to be honest, all of you just get on my nerves a little bit less than when I first started.

Guys, thanks for treating me like an adult though, I started here at 19 and honestly, I probably should have been in some fast food joint or waiter job like a normal college student, but you guys saw me as the kid in the office and even though I had no experiece, you all still treated me with the respect that I give you and that means all the world. Thank you. Anyways, I'm going to wrap this up because being nice in this last paragraph is making my skin crawl, Barf.

Anyways, you guys have a great day and I hope whereever life leads you, you'll be happy and know your worth. Especially you Sharla, oh for god's sake, I hope you find what you want in life, time is almost up dude. Same for you Alexa, what are you like 40 now? Use your damn degree! anyways, You all are amazing! Good luck in life and I might see you later on! Have a fantastic day!

P.S. - SEND MY LAST CHECK TO MY PATIENT PORTAL AND I WANT MY PTO BUYOUT TOO, CHAD.