Notes

Prologue:
At first, there was nothing. The universe was simply a vacuum of nothingness. Then bana looked across the darkness and thought to himself, "Let there be life". And created the universe, then the Sun, then the Earth, and placed a simple cell onto the planet. Bana hoped to create a utopia on Earth, a haven for peace and and justice. Thinking his job done, he slept, and when he woke. He looked upon Earth and saw humanity. While he was gazing onto humanity, a small red hedgehog named Gaztons looked up at Bana and said "Is it true? That you are the true god?" Bana snapped out of his gazing and looked down at the hedgehog, he said "Yes, I am the true god, and my gift to all of you is this yellow curved fruit". And dropped 15k bananas around the earth and Gaztons said back "Thank you, Bana, but the humans are worshipping pagan gods!". And Bana said to Gaztons "Tell your tribe, then show the humans the way."

And Gaztons was off to the human village. Gaztons sat in a bush and a human passed by and Gaztons stopped him and spoke to him "I know the way." The human stopped and listened while Gaztons told the human the truth. And the human listened attentively. When Gaztons was finished, he scuttled back into his bush. The human who was named "Broaki" ran into the town square and spread the word. As the word spread, some devoted themselves to Bana, however some dismissed it as frivolous. And the devoted few had to go underground, for the religious leaders of the village sent the guards after them. And during one meeting of the small group of the enlightened, the guards burst in and attacked the enlightened, but as the guards attempted to kill them all. The entire tribe of small red hedgehogs swarmed in on the guards and defended the enlightened. And Bana watched the bravery of the tribe and as a gift for them he gave them all a special place in Baven just for him called "Uganda". And for Gaztons bravery of leading the tribe, he gave Gaztons a mansion in Uganda. Bana spoke to the crowd of hedgehogs and humans telling them that they should go out and make their own village,

As the crowd went out they settled along the coast and named their town "Banalornia".

Chapter 1:
Trouble is boiling in Banalornia, as people are seeing an apple with horns whose name is "Appl" asking people to eat his apple, and the people who eat the apple become insane and rude. And the head priest of bananism asked Bana what was going on, and Bana replied
"It is Appl, he is tricking people into heresy, to rid this town of him you must throw a Banana at him." And the head priest immediately sent out people to hunt down Appl and rid Banalornia of him. The guards find and chase Appl down an alley, where Appl yelled at the guards "You will all fall!" and Appl flew up and grew up to the size of Banalornia itself.
and brought down a true death trap, blue fires rage through out the city, and dragons breathe their fire across the city, killing many. People run for their lives and hide. But the tragedy does not stop for 1 hour of pure destruction. Until Bana slams into Appl, shrinking him and Appl falls to the ground so hard it bores to a new realm and that realm shall be named Aedell, and those who sin and insult Bana and the Enlightened are banished there straight from gates of Bevan.

Chapter 2:
From the edges of the city, men in armor and weapons gather, they are soldiers of Appl. They are the tricked, and the tricksters. They want nothing but death to all of the enlightened, but the enlightened, who now are bananists, shall't fall today, they pray for Bana to guard them. And Bana agrees. The Bananists prepare to defend all they hold dear, one bananist named Iodian rises as their leader and champion, he says these words "Thou who kills another bananist will become the very enemy we face today". The army agrees, Iodian leads the bananist army to the gates. At the moment of arrival, Appl's army burst through, charging through yelling their screams. The bananist army holds formation, and Appl's army charges towards the bananist army. Many bananists are killed that night, but by tomorrow. Banalornia remains in the hands of the bananists. They have succeeded in defending their lives, their families, and their faith.