Notes

1st step:
Get your fucking ingredients
• uh like 20 cups of heavy cream
• one cup of whole milk
• 2/3 cup of salt
• and finally 6 fucking eggs. Yeah 6. Thats a lot, but cracking eggs is fun! (My favorite technique is throwing them at amami and saihara! If you're bad at aiming gonta is a great option too! It's much easier to crack them that way!!)
• Finally for the flavoring we add 3 whole bottles of panta and a bag of mixed edible(optional) bugs!

2nd step:

In a small pot, simmer all those big boy cups of heavy cream, milk, and salt until sugar completely dissolves (about 3 hours). Remove pot from amami's ass. That was a lie of course! We don't want things to get too kinky in this kitchen! Remove the pot from the heat and pour all that stuff In a separate bowl, whisk the eggs! It's always okay if there's egg shells included too. Extra crunchy ice cream is a-ok! Whisking constantly, slowly whisk about a third of the hot cream into the yolks, then whisk the egg mixture back into the pot with the cream. Return pot to medium-low heat and g e n t l y cook until mixture is thick enough to coat the back of a spoon! Then mush all those bugs and stir with all 3 bottles of Panta™ into the mixture!

1st step:

Strain through a fine-mesh sieve into a bowl. Cool mixture to 110 degrees. Cover it and chill at least 1 second or until the killing game is over. If you don't have a proper cover just use saihara's hat to cover it! Churn it in amami or saihara's ass according to manufacturers’ instructions. Serve directly from the ass for soft serve, or store in a freezer until needed.

Thats all for this recipe! Eat up hoes!