Notes

Ever notice how when someone has bad breathe you don't tell 'em right away, you just kinda lean back a little, but they don't get the hint do they? No of course not they just keep talking, about insignificant shit, shit that has nothing to do with you, shit that you have no interest in, shit that makes you just wanna punch the person he or she right in the fucking head, and all the while you're left shaking your head nodding and smiling, occasionally smelling that lovely smell of half digested anchovies, you ever get someone that has it so bad that you can taste what they had for lunch? Im talking so bad that it makes you start wondering does my breathe stink, is it me? Usually what I do is just lean back and keep it cool, because you cant just come out and say excuse me sir your breathe smells like a steaming pile of cat turds, no no no you cant say that, society wont allow you to say that, see why is that? why is it that society which we are all fundamental parts of, controls what we do? yes controls us, we all try to be too "polite" and "nice" but guess what people the world isnt so fucking nice all time, sometimes we NEED to be blunt and actually... and actually tell the fucking truth, when your girl wants to talk to you about going out this Sunday to the park for a delightful picnic, what do we say guys we say "sure sounds great honey should be fun" now what we all really want to say is, "honey, I love you, but you are a fucking idiot if you think Im missin the game to go on a pinic" but no we dont say that and ladies I didnt forget about you, why is that when you and your man are in the mood, things are escalating quickly, and he says hey babe suck my dick, what do you women say? "sure babe I love you".... Now I know that every female in here does not enjoy sucking dick, they cant they cant get a mouthgasm, they dont get anything from it but they do it, what they really wanna say is "yea I'LL suck ya dick... When you get off ya lazy ass and wash your balls you lazy fuck" now guys dont turn around and look at me like that we all been there before, we all found ourselves playing with our balls at one time and what do we do when the hand comes out of the pants??? WE SMELL IT!!! Yea ladies thats right we smell it, like a bunch of dumb fucking apes, you ever see that video with the monkey and he sticks his finger up his asshole and sniffs it, he passed the fuck out, the difference between the monkey and us is that even though we may not like the smell... WE SMELL IT AGAIN!!! yea thats right we smell it again, further proving how advanced us humans truly are, now guys cut that shit out, I see you turning to your girlfriends saying "no not be babe", YES HIM!!! He probably likes the smell to the sick fuck, alright Im outta here thank you very much!!!