Notes

You know what kind of people have been really pissing me off lately? Those fucking idiots you run into at either a family or a friends social gathering and you can put money on it that you will 10 times out of 10 always hear someone say, "Ohh my Billy got so big, The last time I saw him he came up to my knee... Wow It must have been at least 7 years since I last saw you" You cant help but think DUUUH, what did you expect for the kid to be a fucking midget? I'm not sure if you know this, but the human body grows rapidly throughout time, so I dont see why its shocking to you that Billy got "soooo big" suppose Billy didnt grow at all and stayed 3ft tall his whole life, would you not be as surprised? I think not. And people Im sorry but Im big on the whole tell the truth and keeping it real thing, so can we please stop using the word big to describe fat people? Please let us stop this charade of acting like we dont mean fat, people often say "wow that Tony he sure does have broad shoulders" or the classic "that Tony is a strapping young man he should play football" play football? He can barely walk up a flight of stairs and you want him to run around and actually be active for more than the 20 second time periods it takes him to get up steps? No what I usually say is " Gee wiz, that Tony sure does sweat when he stands up" OR "hey you know Tony" "No I dont" "yea you do he's usually the guy sweating in his chair looking like a slug" "Ohhh yea that Tony"... always better to be honest folks, unless it benefits you of course, in that case lie your ass off, who gives a fuck it's only bad if you get caught then you have a whole different set of problems all together,