Notes

Charlie The Unicorn:

It Was A Beautiful Day In The Meadow As Charlie, A Unicorn, Was Taking A Nap. Just Then, Two Unicorns Named Lolz And Roffle Walked Up To Him.

Lolz: Hey, Charlie! Hey, Charlie! Wake Up!

Roffle: Yeah, Charlie! You Silly Sleepy Head! Wake Up!

Soon, Charlie Woke Up And Turned To Lolz And Roffle.

Charlie: ( Groans ) Oh God, You Guys. This Better Be Important! Is The Meadow On Fire?

Lolz: No, Charlie! We Found A Map To Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Roffle: Yeah, Charlie! We're Going To Candy Mountain! Come With Us, Charlie!

Lolz: Yeah, Charlie! It'll Be An Adventure! We're Going On An Adventure, Charlie!

Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain. Right. I'm Just Gonna Go Back To Sleep Now.

Charlie Then Returned To His Nap. Lolz Then Started To Jump Up And Down On Him. This Angered Charlie, Who Immediately Woke Up.

Lolz: No! Charlie, You Have To Come With Us To Candy Mountain!

Roffle: Yeah, Charlie! Candy Mountain! It's A Land Of Sweets And Joy And Joyness.

Charlie: Please Stop Bouncing On Me.

Lolz: Candy Mountain, Charlie!

Roffle: Yeah, Candy Mountain!

Charlie: All Right! Fine! I'll Go With You To Candy Mountain!

With That, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Began Their Journey To Candy Mountain In The Forest. As They Walked, Lolz And Roffle Began To Sing In High-Pitched Voices.

Lolz And Roffle: ( Singing ) La, La! La, La! La, La! La, La! La, La!

Charlie: ( Groaning ) Enough With The Singing Already!

Lolz: Our First Stop Is Over There, Charlie.

Soon, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Stopped By By A Liopleurodon Sitting On A Rock.

Charlie: Oh, God! What Is That?

Lolz: It's A Liopleurodon, Charlie.

Roffle: A Magical Liopleurodon!

Lolz: It's Gonna Guide Our Way To Candy Mountain.

Charlie: All Right. Guys, You Do Know That There's No Actual Candy Mountain, Right?

Lolz: Shun The Non-Believer!

Roffle: Shun!

Lolz: Shun!

Charlie: Yeah.

Just Then, The Liopleurodon Sitting On The Rock Started To Shriek.

Lolz: It Has Spoken!

Roffle: It Has Told Us The Way!

Lolz And Roffle Then Continued Walking Down The Forest.

Charlie: It Didn't Say Anything!

After Getting Out Of The Forest, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Were Now Soon Crossing A Foot Bridge Over A Cliff. As They Walked On It, The Wooden Boards Started To Creak.

Lolz: It's Just Over This Bridge, Charlie!

Roffle: This Magical Bridge Of Hope And Wonder!

Charlie: Isn't Anyone Else Getting Like Covered In Splinters? Seriously, Guys. We Shouldn't Be On This Thing.

Lolz: Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Char -

Charlie: I'm Right Here! What Do You Want?!

Lolz: We're On A Bridge, Charlie!

After Crossing The Bridge, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Had Finally Made It To The Candy Mountain. On The Mountain Was A Sign Reading "CANDY MOUNTAIN" And There Was A Cave In The Mountain.

Roffle: We're Here!

Charlie: Well, What Do You Know? There Actually Is A Candy Mountain.

Lolz: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! You Fill Me With Sweet, Sugary Goodness!

Roffle: Go Inside The Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie!

Lolz: Yeah, Charlie! Go Inside The Cave! Magical Wonders Will Behold When You Enter!

Charlie: Yeah. Thanks, But No Thanks. I'm Gonna Stay Out Here.

Roffle: But You Have To Enter The Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie!

Suddenly, The Letters From The Sign For "CANDY" Came Alive And Jumped In Front Of The Three Unicorns, Dancing. Soon, The Letter "Y" Started To Sing. As He Sung, He, Lolz, Roffle, And The Other Letters Began To Float In The Air.

Letter "Y": Oh, When You're Down And Looking For
Some Cheering Up, Then Just Head Right Up To
The Candy Mountain Cave!

When You Get Inside, You'll Find Yourself A Cheery Land!
Such A Happy And Joy Filled And Perky Merry Land!
They've Got Lollipops And Gummy Drops And Candy Things!

Oh, So Many Things That Will Brighten Up Your Day!
It's Impossible To Wear A Frown In Candy Town!
It's The Mecca Of Love, The Candy Cave!

They've Got Jellybeans And Coconuts With Little Hats!
Candy Rats, Chocolate Bats, It's A Wonderland Of Sweets!
Ride The Candy Train To Town And Hear The Candy Band!

Candy Bells! It's A Treat, As They March Across The Land!
Cherry Ribbons Stream Across The Sky And To The Ground!
Turn Around, It Astounds, It's A Dancing Candy Tree!

In The Candy Cave, Imagination Runs So Free!
So Now, Charlie! Will You Please Go
Into The Cave?

After The Song, All Of The Letters Exploded. Soon, Charlie Couldn't Take It Anymore.

Charlie: All Right! Fine! I'll Go Into The Candy Cave! This Better Be Good!

Soon, Charlie Found Himself Walking Into The Candy Mountain Cave. But Once He Was Inside, He Realized It Was Just A Regular Cave. He Turned Around To Lolz And Roffle, Who Were Grinning And Giggling.

Lolz: Goodbye, Charlie!

Roffle: Yeah! Goodbye, Charlie!

Charlie: Goodbye? What?

Soon, Two Doors Popped Out From The Entrance Of The Cave, Slamming Shut. Soon, There Was Nothing But Darkness.

Charlie: Hey! What's Going On Here?

Just Then, Charlie Heard Footsteps. Then More Footsteps. Soon, Charlie Could Tell The Footsteps Were Coming From Two Persons.

Charlie: Hello? Who Is That?

Then, Charlie Could Hear Somebody Knock Him Out. Soon, Charlie Went Unconscious And Fell To The Ground.

After What Seemed Like Half An Hour, Charlie Finally Woke Up. He Found Himself Back In The Meadow.

Charlie: ( Groaning In Pain ) What Happened?

Then, Charlie Noticed That His Left Kidney Was Missing.

Charlie: Ah, They Took My Kidney!

THE END!

Charlie The Unicorn 2:

In The Meadow, Charlie Was Watching TV. Just Then, He Noticed Lolz And Roffle Floating In The Air, Dressed Like Scuba Divers. They Were Constantly Repeating "Glub!" And Heavily Breathing.

Lolz: Look Over There! It's A Coral Reef!

Charlie: Oh, Look. It's You Guys. And You're Floating.

Lolz: Charlie, We're Scuba Diving, Charlie!

Roffle: We're Exploring The Depths Of The Ocean Blue!

Lolz: Oh, No! Here Comes A Class Of Poisonous Fugu Fish!

Roffle: No! Fugu!

Charlie: Yeah, You Gotta Watch Out For Those. So, Uh... Go Away! I'm Watching TV!

Suddenly, A Vortex Opened On Charlie's Back. Charlie Was Confused At This.

Lolz: The Vortex Has Opened!

Charlie: Oh, God. Okay, What Is This?

Soon, Lolz And Roffle Were Getting Sucked Into The Vortex On Charlie's Back.

Lolz: Charlie, We're Being Pulled Into The Vortex!

Roffle: Swim Away, Fugu Fish! Swim Away!

By This Time, Lolz And Roffle Were Getting Closer To The Vortex. Soon, The Vortex Started To Spark Electricity.

Charlie: Come On, Guys. You're Freaking Me Out. Turn This Off.

Lolz: There's No Stopping The Vortex, Charlie!

Roffle: FUGU!!!

Then, Lolz And Roffle Went Through The Vortex As It Closed.

Charlie: Guys? Guys? Or Girls. I'm Not Really Sure What You Two Are.

Suddenly, The Vortex Opened On Charlie's Back Again. Lolz And Roffle Peeked Out Of The Vortex. Lolz Was Holding An Amulet.

Lolz: Charlie! Charlie! I Have The Amulet!

Charlie: What Amulet? What's Going On?

Lolz: The Amulet, Charlie! The Magical Amulet! Sparkle! Sparkle!

Roffle: Sparkle!

Charlie: I Don't Understand What You're Talking About!

Lolz: The Amulet!

Lolz And Roffle Then Disappeared Back Into The Vortex As It Closed For The Second Time. Shortly After, The Vortex Opened Once Again As Lolz And Roffle Jumped Onto The Ground. The Vortex Then Closed For The Third Time. Lolz Was Wearing The Amulet Over The Neck.

Lolz: We Did It!

Roffle: We Got The Amulet!

Charlie: Great! Now Go Away! I'm Tired Of The Horrible Things That Happen When You're Around!

Lolz: No, Charlie!

Roffle: No!

Lolz And Roffle Started To Inflate Before Deflating.

Lolz: We Have To Take The Amulet To The Banana King.

Charlie: Oh Yes, The Banana King. Of Course. Absolutely Not!

Roffle: He's Counting On Us, Charlie.

Lolz: If We Don't Give The Amulet To The Banana King, The Vortex Will Open And Let Out A Thousand Years Of Darkness.

Roffle: No! Darkness!

Then, The Vortex Opened Again On Charlie's Back As Octopus Tentacles Crawled Out.

Charlie: Alright! Fine! I'll Go! I'll Go!

The Vortex Then Closed For The Fourth Time, Trapping The Octopus Tentacles Back In.

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Yay!

Roffle: Darkness!

With That, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Began Their Journey To The Banana King In The Forest. As They Walked, Lolz And Roffle Began To Make Babbling Noises With Their Tongues, Annoying Charlie.

Charlie: What Are You Two Doing? Stop That!

Then, The Three Unicorns Came Across A Gigantic Letter "Z" In The Forest.

Charlie: Oh, Look At That!

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Z!

Lolz: ( Speaking Spanish ) El Hombre Con El Sombreno Nos Envio!

Roffle: ( Speaking Spanish ) El Nos Conto Muchas Historias Asombrosas!

The "Z" Flashed Blue And White Lights While Making A Music Tune. Lolz And Roffle Both Laughed. Charlie Was Confused.

Charlie: What?

Roffle: ( Speaking Spanish ) Cenamos Esta Noche En Tortugas!

Lolz: ( Speaking Spanish ) Seran Buenos Ellos, Z!

The "Z" Then Shoots A Laser At Charlie, Startling Him.

Charlie: Ah! What Did You Two Do?

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Z!

Lolz: ( Speaking Spanish ) Soy Feliz!

The "Z" Flashes Blue And White Lights Again Along With The Same Musical Tune. Lolz And Roffle Laugh Again To This. They Start To Continue Walk As Charlie Notices The "Z" About To Shoot Another Laser. He Then Catches Up With Lolz And Roffle And Continues Walking.

Charlie: Just Keep Walking, Charlie. Keep Walking.

Soon, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Came Across A Giant Sneaker In The Middle Of The Forest.

Lolz: Hop Aboard The Train, Charlie.

Roffle: It's Gonna Take Us To The Banana King.

Charlie: I Don't See Any Train. All I See Is A Giant Sneaker.

Lolz: It's The Choo-Choo Shoe, Charlie!

Roffle: The Choo-Choo Shoe!

Lolz: Hurry, Charlie! It's About To Leave!

Lolz And Roffle Then Went To The Giant Sneaker And Jumped Into It. They Started To Imitate "Chugga-Chugga" And "Choo-Choo" Sounds.

Charlie: Yeah, I Forgot My Boarding Pass. I'll Just Walk.

Soon, The Three Unicorns Found Their Way Out Of The Forest And Came Across A Temple With A Sign Reading "Ex Oriente Lux Banana" On It.

Roffle: We're Here, Charlie!

Lolz: The Temple Of The Banana King!

Charlie: Great! Let's Leave The Amulet And Go Home!

Just Then, A Slug-Like Creature With A Beard, A Mustache, And Wearing A Santa Hat, Known As A Frogus, Who Is The Banana King's Servant, Appears. He Smiles At Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle.

Charlie: Who Is That?

There Is Nothing But Silence.

Charlie: No, Really. You Guys See It, Right?

There Is Still Nothing But Silence As The Frogus Continues Smiling.

Charlie: I Gotta Be Honest, I'm Getting Creeped Out Here. Somebody Say Something!

Then, The Frogus Starts To Sing. As He Sings, He Starts To Float In The Air.

Frogus: Charlie, You Look Quite Down, With Your Big Sad Eyes
And Your Big Fat Frown! The World Doesn't Have
To Be So Grey!

Charlie, When You're Life's A Mess,
When You're Feeling Blue, Always In Distress,
I Know What Can Wash That Sad Away!

All You Have To Do Is Put A Banana In Your Ear!

Charlie: A Banana In My Ear?

Frogus: Put A Ripe Banana, Right Into
Your Favorite Ear!
It's True!

Charlie: Says Who?

Frogus: So True!
Once It's In, Your Gloom Will Disappear!
The Bad In The World Is Hard To Hear

When In Your Ear, A Banana Cheers!
So Go And Put A Banana
In Your Ear!

Frogus And Banana Chorus: Put A Banana
In Your Ear!

Charlie: I'd Rather Keep My Ear Clear!

Frogus And Banana Chorus: You'll Never Be Happy
If You Live Your Life In Fear!
It's True!

Charlie: Says You!

Frogus And Banana Chorus: So True!
When It's In, The Skies Are Bright And Clear!
Oh, Every Day Of Every Year,

The Sunshine Is Bright On This Big Blue Sphere
So Go And Put A Banana In Your Ear!

After The Song, The Frogus Exploded.

Charlie: Oh, Of Course! He Exploded!

Lolz: Go Forth, Magical Amulet! Return To The Banana King!

The Amulet Removed Itself From Lolz' Neck As It Floated Into The Air. It Then Shined Down A Bright Of Light On Charlie.

Lolz: Charlie, You're The Banana King!

Charlie: What?!

Just Then, The Light Caused Charlie To Float In The Air.

Charlie: Hey, Hey! Hold On A Minute!

Then, A Banana Floated To Charlie.

Banana: You're The Banana King, Charlie!

Charlie: No, I'm Not! That Doesn't Even Make Sense!

Lolz: All Hail The Banana King!

Charlie: I'm Not The Banana King!

Lolz: You Are The Banana King!

Charlie: No! No! I'm, I'm -

Then, Two Other Bananas Floated To Charlie, Carrying A Crown. They Putted It On Charlie's Head As The Three Bananas Began Chanting "Banana".

Charlie: I... I Am The Banana King!

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Yay!

As Charlie Floated In The Air, Wearing The Crown, He Proudly Smiled.

Banana #1: You Are The Banana King!

The Bananas Then Floated Away.

Charlie: I'm The Banana King! Yeah!

Just Then, Charlie Noticed That Lolz And Roffle Had Disappeared. His Smile Immediately Disappeared.

Charlie: Hey, Where'd You Go? Guys? Hello? Get Me Down From Here!

Suddenly, The Amulet Stopped Shining The Light, Causing Charlie To Fall To The Ground. The Crown Rolled To The Ground As Charlie Hit The Ground With A THUD.

Charlie: ( Groaning In Pain ) Okay, That Was A Sprain!

Charlie Then Walked Back Into The Forest, Looking For Lolz And Roffle.

Charlie: Hello? Hello?

Eventually, Charlie Came Back To The Meadow. He Looked Around Each Corner For Lolz And Roffle, But They Were Nowhere To Be Found.

Charlie: Guys, Where Are You?

Then, Charlie Noticed That The TV Was Missing. As Well As The Rest Of His Belongings.

Charlie: Oh, You Gotta Be Kidding! Great, They Robbed Me!

Suddenly, The Vortex Opened On Charlie's Back Yet Again. Lolz Popped Out.

Lolz: Charlie!

Charlie: What?! What Do You Want?!

Lolz Made Babbling Noises With The Tongue Before Disappearing Back Into The Vortex. The Vortex Then Closed For The Fifth And Final Time.

THE END!

Charlie The Unicorn 3:

During The Evening, Charlie Was Taking A Walk In The Forest. He Was Just Minding His Own Business When He Heard Familiar Voices.

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Charlie...

Charlie Stood Still In His Tracks.

Charlie: Hello? Is Someone There?

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Charlie...

Charlie: What? What Do You Want?!

There Was No Response. Sighing, Charlie Resumed To Walking. Suddenly, A Puff Of Smoke Appeared In Front Of Them. When It Cleared, There Was Lolz And Roffle Wearing Glasses And Futuristic Technology Over Their Necks.

Lolz And Roffle: ( In Unison ) Charlie!

Charlie: ( Screaming In Terror ) Gave Me A Heart Attack! That's Fun!

Lolz: We're From The Future, Charlie!

Charlie: Oh, I Bet!

Roffle: The World Is In Peril!

Lolz: All That Is Good Has Been Consumed By Evil!

Roffle: The End Is Nigh!

Lolz: Nigh!

Then, Lolz And Roffle Created An Illusion Where Gigantic Versions Of Them With Glowing Yellow Eyes Popping Out Of Smoke Repeating "Nigh" Over And Over Again. Then, Everything Returned To Normal.

Charlie: Yep! So That Was The Scariest Thing I've Ever Seen!

Lolz: Come With Us To The Future!

Roffle: We Need Your Help To Finish Our Snowman!

Charlie: Snowman? What Are You Going On About?

Lolz: There's No Time To Explain!

Roffle: Grab On To Our Tongues!

Charlie: How Do I -

Lolz And Roffle Then Opened Their Mouths As Their Tongues Stretched Out And Wrapped Around Charlie.

Charlie: ( Groaning In Disgust ) That Is So Gross!

And With That, Charlie, Lolz, And Roffle Disappeared. They Were Then Transported To The Future.

Lolz: Charlie, We're Here!

Roffle: In The Future! ( Blows Party Horn )

However, The "Future" They Were In Was The Same Forest From Before.

Charlie: This Looks Exactly The Same!

Lolz: Shh! You'll Wake The Umu!

Charlie: Umu?

Roffle: We Need To Get To The River!

Lolz: And We Gotta Be Sneaky!

Roffle: We Gotta Be Sneaky, Charlie!

Lolz: Sneaky!

Lolz And Roffle Then Started To Float In The Air, Bending Their Legs Back And Forth.

Charlie: Yeah, There's No Way I Can Do That With My Legs!

Lolz And Roffle Then Floated Back Onto The Ground.

Roffle: Oh, No! Listen!

Lolz: The Umu Has Awoken! Run!

Lolz And Roffle Then Started To Run Down The Forest.

Charlie: I Don't Hear Anything.

Lolz: Hurry! Look Out For The Yomyoms!

Roffle: They're Everywhere!

Charlie Starts To Catch Up With Lolz And Roffle.

Charlie: What Am I Missing Here?

Lolz: Narshlogs! Coming In From Above!

Roffle: Evasive Maneuvers!

Lolz: Charlie! Look Out For The Bleh-Bleh-Bleh!

Charlie: ( Groaning ) Can I Go Home Yet?

By This Time, The Three Unicorns Have Reached The River. Sitting In The River Was A Large Duck-Shaped Boat. Lolz And Roffle Got Onto The Boat.

Roffle: Charlie, Get On The Duck!

Lolz: The Bleh-Bleh-Bleh Are Right Behind Us!

Charlie: I Think I'll Take My Chances With The Oompoos And The Wawas.

Roffle: Oh, No! A Narshlog Has Got Charlie!

Lolz: Quickly! Grab Onto Our Tongues!

Once Again, Lolz And Roffle Opened Their Mouths As Their Tongues Stretched Out And Wrapped Around Charlie.

Charlie: