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Nama gua ren, bukan rendang apalagi ren....tang/? Itu lho yg buat bawa makanan :V
Khas gua? Spj kok tp bkn spg, entar jd spesialis gigi. Gigi chibi chibi chibi ulala~ syantiq syantiq 17x syantiq 🌚🌚🌚
Hari ini gua dsni -ya masa disana, atau mau diksh tempat disitu? Dihati lu? /g- buat menghibur lu pada. Judulnya sih menghibur, tp klo ga menghibur tolong pameserkeun/? /g salah salah, maap. Mksudnya jgn ditimpuk make apel busuk. Apel seger aja ena buat dimakan ehehehehe
Skip lah, jd gua mau crita nih bro bray sist sust /? Gua bru msuk skolah kan, biasa nih anak esema. Pas liat di gerbang, sih, cantik2 ye. Eh pas gua masuk kelas, kan gua bercandain nih
Ibu : anak2, saya mau bertanya, untuk apa kalian belajar
Temen 1: menuntut ilmu, buk!
Gua : /nyeletuk/ bu, ilmu salah apa sih sampe dituntut mulu? Penjara penuh buk! Di indo aja udh penuh apalagi di azkaban/?
Eh masa gua dilempar linggis :v
Lagi gaes, jd dlu gua naksir cewek namanya piiippp /disensor critenye/ nah 5 taon stelah lulus SMA, emaknya dia jd camer gua, bkn burung camer ye :v
Eh masa pas seserahan, gua dimintain ijazah sd smp esema, dan ternyata....... Jeng jeng jeng, dia guru killer gua dlu bro :'v apes bat nasib gua
Nah critanya guru killer gua ga cuma 1 tp ada 3! Bayangin kalo tiga2 nya ngajar dlm satu kls? Apesnya ya kls gua yg dapet, beuh,, dateng2 lgsg gua sogok pake cilor, yahilah, gua malah masuk BK
Lu tau kan rasanya pas guru killer masuk kelas j prtma, udh ujan, becek, gada ojek, motor mogok, dan kepaksa akhirnya lu telat. Ini nih kejadian ama gua :'v pas dateng, matanya udeh melotot macem penari bali /sfx : musik gamelan/ trus kita bercakap2,
Guru: Km itu telat mulu! Ga punya jam ya!?
Gua : Punya, Pak /nunduk/
Guru: Terus kenapa kamu terlambat?
Gua : Bangun kesiangan, Pak /msh nunduk/
Guru: Kalau kamu berangkat sekolah saja tidak disiplin, masuk sekolah terlambat terus, mau jadi apa kamu nanti?
Gua : Mau jadi anggota DPR, Pak /ndongak trus nyengir/ :v
Tau gak? Gua malah disuruh hormat bendera smpe pulang sekolah :v
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