Notes

M I L E S A L B R A N

“I’m gonna sit here and pout until you resign your engagement.”
-Miles Albran

“Incest is not attractive.“
-Miles Albran

“Why do you use Madi anyway? Madeline sounds better. Madi sounds… mad.”
-Miles Albran

“Too late, MOS, Madi Over Shoulder.”
-Miles Albran

“Brotherly Chick Donation. Donate to the BCD, everyone.”
-Miles Albran

“What? Am I in trouble again?”
-Miles Albran

“She’s giving me the look that says she’s thinkin no, but I see it in her eyes she’s thinkin yes.”
-Miles Albran

“You can never shut me up, for my love will only grow.”
-Miles Albran

“Gabriel! I keep your secrets!”
-Miles Albran

“Wait, what? Oh, she’s giving me Asher’s Death Glare.”
-Miles Albran

“Well, bye comrades. See ya in hell.”
-Miles Albran

“Nessie-I mean Roselyn’s in! Who else?”
-Miles Albran

“You always sound remarkable, belting out math formulas in the shower.”
-Miles Albran

“Awww, I was hoping you’d ask me to go, like, eat a pinecone or something.”
-Miles Albran

Miles: “He cried when she left in the morning and forgot to kiss him goodbye for school.”
Gabriel: “That was in grade two.”
Miles: “That was yesterday.”
-Miles and Gabriel Albran

Miles: “I guess that’s everyone who I’m willing to ask. Now, let the games begin!”
Madi: “I see you finally put that Netflix account mom and dad got you to good use?”
Miles: “Nope, saw it on an internet meme.”
Madi: “Of course you did. Don’t quote those.”
Miles: “Too late, I turned most of them into pick up lines. Anyone wanna hear some?”
-Madeline and Miles Albran

Devin: “You make me play this game I fucking swear you’re dead to me Miles I will kill all your family and everyone you’ve ever loved or cared for and I’ll make sure you’re right there to see it and-”
Miles: “Okay, Devin’s in!”
-Devin Kay and Miles Albran

Miles: “What? I am not a idiot, I’m the most charming kid in this class.”
Madi: “Also the most annoying.”
Miles: “I am not annoying, you’re just jealous of my charm.”
-Madeline and Miles Albran

Miles: “Sweet dreams, and may your dreams be filled with Hunter Lee.”
Madi: “Oh shut up.”
-Madeline and Miles Albran


Miles:“Mine are gonna be Miles the Second, Mileson, Mile, Milo, Mila, Miley, Milette, and Milesette.”
Madi: “I’m kidnapping your children, renaming them, and taking care of them because you can’t.”
-Madeline and Miles Albran

Madi: “Juniper just texted back.”
Miles: “Tell her I’m single and ready to mingle.”
-Madeline and Miles Albran


Miles: “I kinda wish Devin was a girl.”
Devin: “I kinda wish Miles was a corpse.”
-Devin Kay and Miles Albran