Notes

Sorry I'm late, this was a little short notice. I wasn't ready since I didn't know about it and wasn't invited but the show must go on... Btw, my fee is gonna be expensive as fuck! I don't do this shit for free. I gotta pay my rent and child support just like everyone else.

I ask now that everyone be seated and quiet so we can start this ceremony.
"We are gathered here today to share with Snowie and Łeeyum as they exchange vows of their everlasting love.

Who gives this woman to be married to this man?

((Senae’s dad: “Her Mother & I” He places Senae’s hand in Matt’s & is seated))
As Snowie and Łeeyum take their vows today, we are privileged to witness the joyous love of a new family -- a family that will be nourished and nurtured through the devotion of two separate individuals growing together through the common bonds of love.
May their marriage bring them the peace, joy, comfort and contentment that is known in the hearts of all God's children. And may Łeeyum and Snowie both look forward to each new season of their marriage --- just as the world looks forward to each new season of the year. For all seasons bring with them their own special moments and memories.
An essential requirement of a good marriage is a strong bond of real friendship and trust. Trust, I might add, is extremely important and without it: well, marriages fail, so get it together. Snowie and Łeeyum, your love for each other will grow deeper with every passing day, but it's important to remember that your love stands on a foundation of genuine, mutual affection and respect for each other. Respect, I might add, is also very important because without it leads to domestic violence and that won't be tolerated. To truly LOVE another person is to be willing to accept both their strong points, and their weak points, with equal measures of understanding and respect.
The vows you are about to exchange, will serve as a verbal representation of the non-verbal emotions that are as real as any thing that can be seen, heard or touched.
For it is not the words that you will speak today that will bond you together as one --- but the strength of the love and commitment found deep within your souls.

Let us pray...
At this time, I’ll ask you, Łeeyum, and you, Snowie, to face each other & take each other’s hands.
Łeeyum, will you take Snowie to be your lawful wedded wife, your partner in life and your ONE true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be FAITHFUL through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live? And do you know if you say no, I will personally kick your ass?
((Matt answers: “I will”))
Snowie, will you take Łeeyum to be your lawful wedded husband, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish his friendship and love him today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor him, laugh with him and cry with him? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?
((Senae answers: “I will”))"
Then by the power vested in me, by the state of Roleplay and the website 5MinuteMinister, you are now husband and wife. You may kiss the bride!
Now pay me so I can get the fuck out of here.