Notes

“Maya, let’s go!” yelled Edward the little rabbit boy as he scampered through the entrance to the park.

Maya, the skunkette maid, sighed and hurried off after her charge as fast as she could, which was “not very”. It was a pleasant afternoon, she noted as she waddled off down the sidewalk in her black and white maid dress. Birds were chirping, and the sun was shining without a cloud in the bright blue sky. A cool breeze caused the grass to sway and Maya’s silky black and white fur to gently rustle. Yet here she was, she reminded herself, chasing after this obnoxious little brat.

“Edward, stop, and wait, for me!” Maya called between breaths. He’s only a little boy, he doesn’t mean anything bad by this! she reminded herself.

“It’s fine Maya, I’m a big kid now! You’re always so slow, geez!” he said with a laugh as he disappeared around a turn in the path.

You should be thanking me for slowing down; it’s the only reason you still have a functional nose!

Maya could feel the pressure of her “special talent” bulge and bubble around her stomach as she speed-walked as best she could without letting out any accidental bursts. There were other people around this area of the park, totally undeserving of the business end of a skunk. The maid dress around Maya’s legs did not help her cause of mobility, either. At least the path went downhill a bit into the more forested area that Edward had run into, and Maya reached that corner and--

“Boo!”

Maya gasped and nearly let out a big reflexive blast. But she saw it was Edward, jumping out from behind a tree on her right side, just into her peripheral vision. She clenched her butt cheeks, and held in her mighty stench as best she could. It was enough, this time.

“Edward!” she scolded, “Do not sneak up on me like that!”

“Why not? It’s fun!” said Edward with a giggle.

Because next time I’m gonna let you learn what a skunk can do, right in your little face!

“Because it’s not polite!” said Maya, “Now, stay with me from here on out, I--”

“Catch me if you can, Maya!” And Edward scampered off again, even faster than before.

When I catch up with that boy, I am definitely letting off an “accidental” one: he needs some consequences!

Maya growled and chased after Edward yet again.

“Edward, Edward!” she called.

She followed the way he had gone, down a path away from any other park visitors. It was an area of the park she had never seen before. The trees seemed to close in tighter than elsewhere, and their looming branches blocked much of the sunlight. No birds tweeted along this part of the path. Maya couldn’t even hear Edward anymore.

“Edward?! Where are you, seriously!” She felt the fur on the back of her neck tingle and stick up.

Maya ran down a hill, and then screeched to a halt at a disturbing sight:

“Ha ha, got your little Edward right here!” mocked one of three large wolves who held Edward by the ears.

“Let, me, go!” yelled Edward, twisting and swinging his fists. The rough and tough wolves all laughed.

“I think we’ll take the little brat off your hands for a while, little maid!” said the largest wolf, with a scar over his eye, “And by ‘a while’, I mean until his family pays up! We know they’re real rich!”

His companions nodded and smirked.

“I think you had better let him go and walk away right now.” said Maya. She stood her ground. Her heart pounded, but she knew she could handle these thugs, and worse if need be. She found comfort and confidence, rather than anxiety, in her belly’s gas now.

“Hahaha!” laughed the apparent leader of the wolves. The other two joined in. “Now, why exactly would we want to do that?” the leader said with a smirk. “You some sort of secret kung fu master?”

Maya smirked now. “I don’t need my fists and feet to beat you. Just this.” Maya turned around and leaned forward a bit so her round and slightly chubby butt, clad in her black and white dress, faced the criminals. She flicked her tail straight up, and flared out its fur in a traditional skunky warning. It didn’t seem like anyone in this neck of the woods knew about skunks. Their loss.

The wolves whistled and clapped at Maya’s display. “Whoa, didn’t know you were makin’ us an offer!” chuckled one of the wolves.

“Take one step towards me and you’ll get a big taste of my offer. Let the boy go, now, and I might let you leave without a need for tomato juice.”

“I don’t even get what you’re talkin’ about now. Grab her, boys!” The leader commanded, and held Edward while his comrades made moves towards Maya. They smirked and growled.

“Edward, plug your nose, now!” yelled Maya.

PRRRRRRRBBBBUTTTTTT!

An enormous blast of green gas exploded out from Maya’s rear in the direction of the wolves. Maya’s stomach bulged out, both cheeks of her voluptuous butt flexed, and the wind she produced blew the leaves off the trees and made flowers wilt in a 10 yard radius. The skunk maid pushed the gas out hard for about seven seconds, enjoying the feeling of tension, then sweet release in her belly and rear.. Her dress rustled, then ripped apart at the bottom, leaving with her just a skimpy short skirt.

The smell was horrific, and immediately made the wolves’ eyes water and noses curl. The stench Maya produced was like a combination of rotten eggs, garlic, and burning rubber, and strong enough that one could feel it in one’s nose and mouth. The wolves coughed, gagged, and whimpered as they ran off with their tails between their legs, trailing the nasty odor behind them.

“Ugh, you can have the kid, lady, you’re disgusting!”

We’ll see whom people find disgusting once they get a whiff of you three! Thought Maya with a smirk of her own. She got extra satisfaction out of the way she was surely doing damage to whatever the wolves’ social lives were, in addition to initially revolting them.

The wolves dropped Edward, who, unfortunately, got hit with the blast as well, since he was in the line of fire. He sat on the ground, wrinkling and plugging his nose.

“Ewwwww, Maya, that’s sooo stinky!” he said, with a nasally voice.

“Well...yes, it is very stinky. Sorry I had to skunk you too, Edward. At least you’re safe now!”

“You saved me, thank you...how did you do that?!” said Edward, rising to his feet with Maya’s help.

“That’s the power of any proper skunk, Edward. If we get scared, or angry, or, I mean, if we just feel like it...boom.” She smiled as they began to walk back the way they’d came, holding hands.

“Boom?” said Edward. His eyes were the size of soccer balls. He glanced nervously to Maya’s rear-end.

“Boom.” she confirmed with a nod. “It definitely comes in handy. Now, how about you paint Mrs. Jenkins’ fence like you promised, when we get home?”

“Noooo, Maya! I was gonna play video games!”

Maya wiggled her butt and put a hand on her belly. “Hmmm, ya know, I think my lunch might be leaving me just a bit gassy at the moment…” she ended her sentence, stopped, with her butt facing Edward.

“Um, uh, no it’s ok I can do the fence now!”

“And I’m still not happy you kept running off on me like that, you know!” said Maya, keeping her posterior in proximity to Edward’s face.

“I’m sorry about that! Really, I am!” squeaked Edward.

Maya turned her butt away and kept walking. “Good boy, Edward. I accept your apology!”

When the duo arrived back home, Maya almost immediately drew the little rabbit boy a long bath. Fortunately, just soap and water were enough; he hadn’t gotten hit as directly as the wolves, who would actually need tomato juice. (Unless they enjoyed smelling like the center of Maya’s butt!)

After Edward was smelling fresh, he was grateful to Maya and impressed with her abilities, but she still made him go paint the fence he had damaged with graffiti. Edward used white paint and a brush to paint over the graffiti he’d put on the fence. It took him well over an hour; a long time for such a young boy. He was proud of his painting, even if it wasn’t perfect, and he did feel sorry about the damage he’d done in a fit of his wild but not ill-intentioned mischief.

Maya arrived at the neighbor’s yard to take Edward home, at the same time that the homeowners, two squirrels, came out to see how Edward had done. Their own neighbors, another squirrel couple came out to see as well. The squirrels all glared at Edward the whole time as they walked over, suspicious that he’d actually finished painting at all.

One of the squirrel women turned up at her nose at Edward’s painting. “Hmph! That’s hardly what I’d call an even coat at all!”

“No, you’re right, it’s simply awful! Were you even trying, boy?” said the squirrel’s husband.

Maya felt a flash of anger, and her pulse quicken, at the casual insults of Edward’s work when he was trying to make amends. The rabbit boy hung his head low. “I’m sorry, I thought I fixed it right…” he said.

“Ha, I’d like to see what you do when you’re trying to ruin someone’s property! Oh wait, I already have!”

All four squirrels laughed.

Maya had had enough. “Edward, pick up your brush and can, we’re leaving now. You’ve done a good job.”

Edward did as he was told, and began to walk away with Maya.

The other squirrel woman called after them “Oh, that’s it?! You find that to be suitable handiwork?”

Maya stopped walking, put a hand on her belly, and then tensed and relaxed her butt to let out a long, silent fart, with enough volume to ruffle and lift up the skirt of her dress.

“Let’s get out of here, Edward. Some people are just rude.” she said with a smile.

The green cloud of Maya’s vile gas floated up and punched in the noses of the four squirrels, who immediately wrinkled their noses and waved their hands in front of their faces in utter disgust. Maya didn’t even have to look back; she just giggled as she heard them react with curses and complaints. Being a skunk was a great asset in dealing with rude people, she thought...