Notes

Apocalypse of the damned! Level nine! The cafetorium! Find the bad guy, push 'em aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side. It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack, You know you got a brother gonna have your back Then you stay on track, and- ah! Remain on course! If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force. And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame! Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game, hey! Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette; It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet. You're just a nothing in this high school scheme, But it's no big cause you and I are a team! We like out of print games, retro skates, got a Pac-Man tattoo Nobody here appreciates, but soon we'll be together where they do. Cause guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, yes, I know Guys like us are cool in college, rule in college, listen, bro. High school is hell, but we navigate it well Cause what we do, is we make it a two player game! Zombie! Watch out! Ah! Wha!? Aww. As users we have fought together for years Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers! Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on. Just wait two years where upon, You'll realize guys like us are cool in college, cool in college, won't be lame. Dude, I know, I get it; Guys like us are cool in college, But we're not in college, All the same. High school is wack, but we have each others' back. It's me and you, We make it a two player game! Ah! Oh! ZOMBIE! Hello? BLOOD! Son? CLAWS! JEREMY! Pause. You know that you are my favorite person, that doesn't mean that I can't still dream. Is it really true, I'm your favowite pewson? Yeah, we're never not gonna be a team! High school is shit, and you gotta help me conquer it. It's just what we do, We make it a two player game! Find the bad guy, push 'em aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side. It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack, You know you got a brother gonna have your back. Then you stay on track, and- ah! remain on course. If they give you a smack, you gotta use your force. And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame! Cause it's an effed up world, and it's a two-player game! Two player game! Two player game! Hey-ey-ey!