Notes

The Poor Midget
One day Frieda and Felix woke up, and their bedroom was filled with bubbles. Where had they come from? They decided to find out. But first - how would they find the door? They decided to go out the window. Felix fell and hit his head on a rock and is now “special”. He babbled his way back up to the front door, but he couldn’t figure out how to open it. So Frieda did it for him. They went inside and saw a giant bubble snake. The snake ate Frieda’s left hand. Now they are both “special”. Felix yelled a bunch of gibberish at the snake, and it got scared and jumped out the window. It landed in a pine tree and popped. The two were happy they were safe now. Then they went upstairs to see what had happened. They got up the stairs to discover that their washing machine is possessed by an evil midget who wanted to rule the world. But sadly his only power to make washing machines bubble. The midget didn’t like the name Felix, or “special” people, thats why he decided to possess their washing machine. He poured all their soap into it and turned it on. Felix ran over to the ugly midget, picked him up, and threw him into the washing machine and turned it on. The two laughed as the poor poor midget screamed in pain. They sat there laughing until the screaming stopped. They took a minute to catch their breath, then went to clean up the bubbles. Felix had the “special” idea to use Frieda as a mop, as she has long hair. He spent the next two hours accidentally smacking her face on different things. In the end, the bubbles were still everywhere, and Frieda is now a vegetable. A vegetable with no teeth. Then, I pulled out a glock and shot myself. The end.