Notes

"I had friends. They really liked me. Yeah, I know what you are thinking, but... not because I am psychic. You were thinking, Caboose? how did you get so good at making friends? I like to make friends too. We could make sandwiches together. Well, I will tell you. But only if you share those sandwiches. And that they are peanut butter. First, you need to know what makes good friend material. Cotton is most people's favorite friend material, mainly because it is soft. But in my personal experience, it catches on fire pretty easy. Other friend materials you may want to avoid are; cactus, snow, water left over from melted snow, spiders, rock, and imaginary. Speaking from personal experience, I really like metal. Metal is pretty much the best material for making friends, because it is durable. It is really strong! And even if it's a little cold at first, it eventually warms up. But now, you have to figure out what kind of friends you want to make. Sometimes it's good to have a friend that listens to you when you talk. Especially when you get to the part where you save them, and they call you a hero, and not a bad name. Other times its good to have a friend that will go on adventures with you! They can push you outside of your comfort zone! And you can push them back! Just remember that being a friend is sometimes pretty hard work. Some friends will always be there for you. They give you a piggyback ride, or murder evil soldiers. But whenever your friends are having a hard time, you have to be there for them too! Yep, friends are pretty great. But, there is nothing better than having a BEST friend! I mean, except for maybe ice cream. Or, like, a talking horse. But best friends are the best because they're the person you can talk to about anything! You can spend all your time with them, tell them secrets, y'know, talk to them about how Tucker is stupid. And, I-I mean, he re- i mean, he really is just... he is aw- just AWFUL. But! Sometimes, you will lose a friend. Sometimes, even your best friend. Maybe you grew apart. Maybe you get into a fight. Maybe they're destroyed in an electromagnetic pulse. These things happen. It's just a sad, sad, sad, sad, saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, sad, sad, sad part of life. But you know, I think the very best thing about friends, well, the thing most people forget about anyways, is no matter how many friends you do lose, you can always make more. And, that's pretty neat."