Notes

My name is Johnny Dorset. I am the son of a very wealthy maned named Ebenezer Dorset. He is the banker of a small town named Summit. And let me tell ya, that there town is as flat as a pancake. One day I was just sitting outside throwing rocks at the neighbors cat when these two knuckleheads ask me if I wanted some candy. My momma and poppa have told me to stay away from strangers so I threw a rock at them, hitting one of the neatly in the eye. Not long later, after putting up a good fight, these horrid men had me a tater sack and was taking me.
They took me far away to a cave somewhere outta town. They explained to me that their names are Bill and Sam and explained that they would take me home soon and they had kidnapped me for a ransom. They were gonna ask my poppa for 15 hundred dollars to have me back.
While I was there I had the time of my life! We played indians and I got to be Red Chief. Bill was Old Hank and Sam was Snake-eye. Old Hank, Red Chiefs captive, was to be scalped at daybreak. Snake-eye, the spy, announced he was to be broiled at the rise of the sun.
Later on at supper, I was talking up a storm. I think I got on their nerves a little bit telling them about how I used to have a possom, Ho