Notes

As Danie walks into the bar, he sees a lonely girl getting hammered in the corner. He approaches her. Danie sits down next to the woman. "Woah Hi," Danie says. The woman reacts strangely because she is kinda fucked up.
"Omg! Danie is here!" exclaims the woman.
"Oh yes, I am here," Danie says as he extends out his hand to shake hers. The woman is startled. No man has ever touched her in her life. She extends out her own arm to meet his hand in a lover's embrace. Danie is so sexually aroused that he ejaculates into his pants and has to run off to the restroom. Danie braced himself for another sexual encounter with this new sort of creature that he has never came upon ever in his rice filled life. Danie walks back out after composing himself. He sits down by the woman again and builds up the courage to say "Hello, how are you," The woman is surprised he came back after what had just happened. Considering that she usually always scares the men away.
"I'm fine, how are you," she replies.
"I'm doing quite swell on this fine night. My name is Danie, what is yours?" he asks.
"My name is Nicole, I am from the depths of the Amazon rainforest in Brazil. Nice to meet you Danie," she responds.
"Nice to meet you too, Nicole," he utters out as he is holding back another round of semen that may or may not exit his erect penis.
Danie cannot hold it back anymore.
He needs to let it go.
Danie realizes that it's all ogre now.
His .5 inch flaccid, 1 inch erect penis flies out and squirts Nicole right in the face. Covering her whole entire head with the man sauce of a true asian. 50% Soy Sauce, 50% jizz, his man sauce is still squirting on her. Nicole is so confused. She doesn't know whether to be upset or honored. She passes out from excitement. Danie takes advantage of the moment and pulls a Bryan from 13 Reasons Why.
Danie is long gone and has fled the scene. Nicole lay there, heartbroken, on the ground wondering where she had gone wrong in that relationship. Danie grew up an underprivileged young Asian. Eating nothing other than rice, noodles, and drinking soy sauce he was not the strongest boy. His parents never wanted him; however, he did make a good family slave. They did not consider him one of their own, since he was not brought into this world on purpose. His parents could not afford a condom to prevent pregnancy and STDs and STIs. He was abused and whipped and was treated like a slave. He wasn't worth more than a grain of rice to his parents. Now we cannot forget about Nicole. Nicole had a rough life living deep in the Amazon Rain forest. She lived with a pack of apes when she was young. They treated her as one of their own. One day the ape kind was slaughtered. Nicole was 10 when her parents were killed. The hunters that killed her parents were going to bring her with them, but they realized that the connection between Nicole had been too strong. They left her there to die because she would later on in life ruin them for killing her parents. Nicole by then was used to losing family. Her original parents were thrown out into the jungle for having too many kids. They were picked off by the rattlesnakes within the first week of living in the jungle. Nicole one day finally got out and made it to America. She lived a sad life in America, looking for her ape families killers. She decided to go to a bar and drink her sorrows away until she met her first love.
Danie.
Danie and Nicole were a match made in heaven. They needed to be together. They are the Yin and Yang to our universe. After Danie had fled the scene the night before, Nicole set off looking for her other half. Danie knew they were meant to be, but he couldn't commit to a relationship at the time. After about a year of chasing each other around the globe, Danie gave up. By then he had met many women and knew how to actually fucking speak to one. She caught him in the middle of the Amazon Rain forest. It was right on the burial site of her ape family. Nicole was so sad. She had remembered back to when her ape family was killed. She had remembered the little boy, the one who shot her mother. She put 2 and 2 together and realized that it equals 5. Danie was the little boy! It was the only way that he could have known where the burial site was! Nicole was heartbroken once again. Danie realized her recognition of the fact that he was one of the ape killers that day. Nicole wanted to fuck Danie's rice filled asshole. Danie thought she meant harm. It was another year of chasing eachother around the globe. They chased eachother to the second place that they met. The Bar.
Nicole had finally cornered Danie. He was in the bar that they had first seen eachother. Nicole wanted sex, and only sex from him. Nicole approached Danie. "I've been waiting for this moment for two years Danie."
"I know Nicole. I'm ready to die"
"DIE!? You think that's what I want to do to you? Kill you? Danie I want to fuck you senseless."
Danie was so startled. He had expected her to want revenge for killing her parents. Instead he gets that gud puss puss. Danie runs at her tackling her onto the floor. Ripping each others clothes off, Danie devours her. Nicole lets this all happen in glee. Nicole doesn't know that this is Danie's second time doing this to her. As things progress in their sexual encounter, the news slips. "I've been waiting to do this to you again." says Danie
"Again?"
"Oh fuck lmao you didn't know."
"Didn't know what Danie?"
"Didn't know that I took advantage of you while you slept."
Nicole is appalled.
Nicole pulls him out of her. She reaches over the counter and grabs a knife.
Nicole doesn't respond kindly to this news. She lunges at Danie but Danie uses grabify to snag her IP. He uses item SELL IP to attack her. It takes 20 health away from Nicole. Danie gets her address quickly and runs into the bathroom jerking off to it. Nicole takes her shot. She uses the power "OMG LOGAN IS HERE" to kill Danie. Little does Nicole know, the power can only be used once. Killing both Nicole and Danie "OMG LOGAN IS HERE" takes over the universe. In Hell, Nicole is proud of what she has done. the fucking end because my hands are killing me rn