Notes

At first, there was nothing. The universe was simply a vacuum of nothingness. Then bana looked across the darkness and thought to himself, "Let there be life". And created the universe, then the Sun, then the Earth, and placed a simple cell onto the planet. Bana hoped to create a utopia on Earth, a haven for peace and and justice. Thinking his job done, he slept, and when he woke. He looked upon Earth and saw humanity. While he was gazing onto humanity, a small red hedgehog named Gaztons looked up at Bana and said "Ist it true? That you are the true god?" Bana snapped out of his gazing and looked down at the hedgehog, he said "Yes, I am the true god, and my gift to all of you is this yellow curved fruit". And dropped 15k bananas around the earth and Gaztons said back "Thank you, Bana, but the humans are worshipping pagan gods!". And Bana said to Gaztons "Tell your tribe, then show the humans the way."

And Gaztons was off to the human village. Gaztons sat in a bush and a human passed by and Gaztons stopped him and spoke to him "I know the way." The human stopped and listened while Gaztons told the human the truth. And the human listened attentively. When Gaztons was finished, he scuttled back into his bush. The human who was named "Broaki" ran into the town square and spread the word. As the word spread, some devoted themselves to Bana, however some dismissed it as frivolous. And the devoted few had to go underground, for the religious leaders of the village sent the guards after them. And during one meeting of the small group of the enlightened, the guards burst in and attacked the enlightened, but as the guards attempted to kill them all. The entire tribe of small red hedgehogs swarmed in on the guards and defended the enlightened. And Bana watched the bravery of the tribe and as a gift for them he gave them all a special place in heaven just for him called "Uganda". And Bana spoke to the crowd of hedgehogs and humans telling them that they should go out and make their own village,

As the crowd went out they settled along the coast and named their town "Banalornia".