Notes

How not to be a Cuck


Step 1 - Follow

- If she doesn't follow back like 2 of her photos below her most recent photo


If she does follow back - DONT DM for 5-7 days

First thing you wanna message the person is the snake question

- If she agrees to it she's a keeper

- if she disagrees you simple DIP and BLOCK the person because she's a bitch

Step 2 - If you like 2 of her photos from her most recent and she still doesn't follow back you find a diffrent girl cause she a bitch idk


Step 3 - Once your in the DMs you wanna go for the number, the number is the juice, but you don't want to date a juice digger because they hoes

"Juice Digger" - Someone who only befriends or fucks someone for views or popularity or money. For example "Cinna" hoe

Step 4 - When getting the girl's number you wanna be slick about the situation and not say "SMD" as your first message unless your Flow and ya feel like it


Step 5 - Ask if she has Game Pigeon, this shit work's every-time because not only do you get the number but you get to kick her ass in some 8 ball pool and thats a dub


Step 6 - Create conversation even though you don't give a fuck about the person's life 99.9% of the time they learn to bitch about all of their problems to you



Step 7 - Take some "Sneak Flirts" with the person. Be clever but if they catch on and they ain't likin it you got an excuse to back yourself up


Step 8 - After 3-4 weeks try to get the nudes and dip


Step 9 - Once you get the nudes send em to the boys because ya know they the boys


Step 10 - If the nudes are really good you keep em to yourself and go for more of that juice in the future because ya know its the JUICE.


Step 11 - If she acts like a hard bitch like Beck she's a walkin L, Irish people that are drunk and drop their phone in a fish bowl are not worth a minute of your time. Becks number: 353871813806 <==== Rio Olympic forehead


Step 12 - call beck to piss her off


Step 13 - tell her shes a cuck



Step 14 - if they try to end the conversation with you they a fuckin L and don't want your ass. This is VERY important because you don't wanna waste your time


Step 15 - If they text you first or saying anything flirting related they fuck w/ you



Step 16 - Don't date a black girl who likes anime because they're usually and by that I mean 99.99999999% of the time a kinky lil bitch



Step 17 - Learn the girl's style because than you know how they be and how they act



Step 18 black people are ugly btw



Step 19 If she's bisexual it's actually a W because you can get yourself in a threesome with 2 hot bitches and that's a W




Step 20 - If she self harms herself for attention she's not only a juice digger but she a stupid ass hoe




Step 21 - If she looks like E.T she prob a crazy ass hoe



Step 22 - Don't like/date/even get close to your friends sister because that shits fuck you up it really do


Step 23 - Don't hit on your friend's ex girl because your girl gonna leave you most likely one day but ya friend ya know he just ya friend so he with you no matter what



Step 24 - Don't spend money on your girl because that hoe should just get a job



Step 25 - If she laughs, moan, or some stupid ass shit everytime she finishes a sentence she's not worth it



Step 26 - If you wanna make something sexual but as a joke simply reply with "SMD"


Step 27 - If you're a cuck you ain't gonna get a girl simply unless she desperate af



Step 28 - Bestiality is not something you want your girl to be into



Step 29 If your girl eats burritos uglier than your dog would she prob nasty




Step 30 Don't date a girl who think she a know it all



Step 31 Show ID because you'll end up like dreamkazper if you don't play your cards right



Step 32 - SaicoPVP is not a place to pick up some ugly indian tech support ladies



Step 33 - Don't date a girl who be taller than you



Step 34 - If she fucks on the first date she's probably gonna fuck some other dude by tomorrow




Step 35 - If you find a girl with 27.9k tweets she most likely going to be spending more time on twitter than you


Step 36 - If she looks like MonkaS, never dm her, reply to her dm, or mention her name



Step 37 - If her photo's get more likes than your twitter followers in total she prob. gonna ignore yo ass




Step 38 - If her boobs are showing even the slightest in her profile picture she's a thot



Step 39 - If she finds your twitch channel you're most likely not getting the girl




Step 40 - 3 mega luls = 1 Omegalul when encountering the pokemon "Omega Thot"