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想不想知道為什麼我叫貝戈戈雷拉呢？ 這就要從二十年前的一個晚上開始講起
啊不對 那時候我還沒出生啊
好吧 回歸正題
從小 我就被灌輸人賤人愛的觀念 所謂人賤人愛嘛 不就是人越賤 越多人愛嗎
所以呢 我從小 只要走在路上 不管是撿到錢還是撿到肥皂噢 我都絕對不會把他交到警察局的
看到有漂亮的長腿妹妹走過來 我也會把我的腳伸出來把它絆倒 然後站在一旁偷笑
而且 我從小就喜歡練兵器 十八般武藝樣樣精通 其中呢 我最喜歡的就是練劍
金劍銅劍鐵劍不練練淫賤 上劍不練練下賤
我每次練劍的時候呢 就一邊喝啤酒 一邊練下劍 久而久之 就成了醉劍
長大以後 我開始覺得練下賤有點無聊 於是我就開始犯賤
最後 我終於達到了人劍合一的境界 也就是賤人啦
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