Notes

Character Made Specifically To Annoy DM

Circle of Stars Druid (lv 2). Feat Metamagic Adept (Twinned Spell). Cast Healing Word with Twinned Spell while in Chalice Form, healing 2 for 1d4 and 1 for 1d8 in one turn. OR Circle of Life Cleric (lv 1) and take Magic Initiate for Goodberry, giving 40 HP per cast of Goodberry.

Vedalken Barbarian (lv 2). Adv on all saving throws but Con when raging (proficiency in Con though)

Uses of Prestidigitation: Make it look like someone pooed their pants. Snuff out all candles/torches in an area to sneak past. Light a torch without matches/tinderbox. Create a fake sigil to gain favor with a specific group of people. Warm up/cool down food, or flavor it (aka flavor over poison?!). Make someone's expensive meal taste horrible to stir up trouble. If I want to rob a shop, I can make the scent of corpses be somewhere so that authorities raid the place and I can rob them. Make a silver coin look gold. Create the sound of muddled convo to throw off eavesdroppers. Create sounds that attract people away from you. Create an invitation to get entry to someplace. Clean blood from self. Flavor water to taste like fine wine for cash or as an alcohol-free bar. Create/modify a playing card while playing cards to win. Sign letters with a signet ring that no one can steal (create Trinket, sign, it disappears). Change the color of my clothes. Cover the clothes of an enemy in blood to make them look guilty. Create the sound of clashing swords in another room to lure guards away. Conjure a lockpick or compass. FAKE MOUSTACHE. Create a mirror to look around corners. Constant annoying music. Music plays when I walk (no need for an instrument?!?!?!). Change what a letter says. Make someone taste poison in unpoisoned stuff. Make your clothes warmer/colder. Mark the walls in a maze to know where I've been. Give a sneaky enemy neon clothing to give them Disadvantage on Stealth. Make people think a place is haunted. Make a place smell like smoke. Make it feel like an arrow just flew past someone's cheek (make someone think you're somewhere else?!?!?!?!) Light explosives. Soil/unsoil clothing to blend in (beggar/noble/etc). Put muddy footplrints in the opposite direction of where I came. Mark the cloak/clothes of someone suspicious. Create identification to make me seem like an authority figure. Create a platinum coin and push it into the hands of a guard for a quick bribe. Change a flag's appearance to mess with ship-to-ship communication. Pickpocketing distraction. If I want to slap someone, create the sound of a buzzing mosquito, slap them, then insist I just saved them from a highly deadly mosquito. Conjure a platinum piece, throw it into a crowd of idiots, and watch the chaos. Make poop smell/taste like chocolate. Conjure a small pen knife for a quick stabby-stab. Add off-key notes to a bard's performance. Place the illusion of a Glyph of Warding on a door to make people not want to do anything with it. Add unpredictable effects coming from a magic object then ask for a discount. Sound of fleeing footsteps. Soil the mechanisms of a machine. Soil a glyph/magic symbol to ruin it. If I know what a key looks like, I can make a trinket copy. Reseal a letter by making a duplicate of the signet ring. Signals. Put a personal mark on something I want and claim it was stolen from me. Disguise the taste/smell of alcohol to be another drink to get guards drunk. Cheat at a drinking contest. Flip a fake coin/roll fake dice. Dramatic cloak billowing!!! Improve a bard's performance. Color a lens/window black. Flavor my clothes to taste like elf so that a boulet won't eat me. Instant graffiti! Free perfume! Clean the poison from a poisoned weapon before being hit by it. Clean blood from an altar to prevent a summoning. Create an image to use as a 1-hour timer. Make someone think I've stolen something by making a trinket copy of it. Clean creaky door hinges. Create a figurine trinket of someone to be like, "Have you seen this being?" Set up a campfire and light it the second someone steps over it. Create trinket components for spells!!! Change hair/skin color and/or clothing of a corpse to disguise its identity. Clean evidence from a crime scene. Take Metamagic Adept to get Silent Spell and remain silent while casting this.

Spells: Healing Word, Polymorph, Animal Messenger, Prestidigitation