Notes

The Host: (AnnaRose)
Charlie Gootenhagmof McMasin;
a potbellied, red headed, Irish guy who
has eleven children and runs a pub in New
York City; Ed Sheeran's uncle. He is
going to Chicago for a concert of
his favorite nephew’s.

Chaucer (Narrator): (Elizabeth)
Jamie; a self-centered man who always
concerns himself with everybody else’s
business. A coward with false confidence.

The Knight: (Halle)
Neal Alex; a FBI agent who lives in
new york. He has brown hair, he is really
bad at his job. He can’t sing, but his
family is very kind so he sees himself as
being famous one day.

The Squire: (Joshua)
William; professional soccer player
who is courteous, and friendly to
all people and has red hair.


The Yeoman: (Kira)
Josiah is a blacksmith who works in
colonial Williamsburg re-enactments
and is quiet and strong.

The Prioress: (Noah)
Lucile; a german nun who is
obsessed with the color purple.

The Monk: (Peter)
Fred; a perfect monk who obeys the Lord.

The Friar: (Sarah)
Timothy Alcorn; a modern day
friar from Istanbul, who has a love
for beer and gambling.



The Merchant: (AnnaRose)
Alejandro Dimitri;
a Brazilian soccer player who
got kicked out of the league for
doing drugs and now sells foreign
lampshades. He lives in his parents'
basement with his Xbox and week
old pizza boxes. He found an exotic,
1943 lampshade from India that is
currently for auction in Chicago,
so he is off to bid for it and
make money for the new Playstation.

The Clerk: (Elizabeth)
Peter Lindberg; Swedish, shares small
flat with three cats, mother pays the rent.
Day occupation is Librarian and spends
his nights reading and re-reading from
his extensive library.

The Sergeant of Law: (Halle)
Terrance Ubugo; a detective.
He is rather short and stubby he
has a handlebar mustache.
He only speaks italian and he has a
pet turtle.

The Franklin: (Joshua)
Franklin, he has a white beard, he
loves pleasure and easy delights, he is a
very rich selfish man, who loves sensual
pleasures.

The Tradesmen: (Kira)
Brothers who have worked together in
New York City for years are also going on the trip. They are very
successful in business.

The Cook: (Noah)
An Alabamian
cook who loves chips
and salsa. The Wife of
Bath’s cousin.

The Shipman: (Peter)
Gorge the shipman is a drunken slob who
has a smoking problem.

The Physician: (Sarah)
Hugh Jackson; A veterinarian who is
married and has four kids,
and twelve pets.

The Wife of Bath: (AnnaRose)
Gina Alzenina LaTina;
the wife of a famous jerk and she herself is a
famous jerk. She has seven
children, but leaves them all with the nanny.
She was born and raised a blonde girl with blue
eyes in Alabama. In Chicago is a
lawsuit with her previous husband
over a dispute about his money
and their old house.

The Parson: (Elizabeth)
John Smith, Suburbs of New York
in the upstairs room of the large church he
is pastor to. Keeps strictly to his religion.

The Plowman: (Halle)
He is a very sad and single man who
lives with gorillas and works at the zoo.

The Miller: (Joshua)
Justin; he is 18 years old who is very stout
and strong. He is a famous wrestler and pianist,
who never leaves home without a weapon.

The Manciple: (Kira)
Marcus Short is a father of two who lives in the
suburbs and is very careful with his money and
investments.

The Reeve: (Noah)
Fernando Smith; a man with no facial hair and
crazy eyebrows. He works at an assembly
line and makes Honda Pilots.

The Summoner: (Peter)
Alexander; a man who has a cat-obsession.


The Pardoner: (Sarah)
Jason Hobbs; a man from America who
recently traveled to China as a missionary;
now headed to Chicago for a doctor’s meeting
about some plastic surgeries.

The Canon and Canon’s Yeoman: (AnnaRose)
Malcolm Everett Grace; a sly and stingy
player who enjoys crushing the hearts
of beautiful, young ladies. He has his fair
share of secrets and is a con artist.
His Yeoman, James Branline, bites his
tongue in most situations, but will
share the Mal’s secrets for a pretty
penny. James and Mal are headed
to Chicago in hopes to find
new people to con out of their cash.