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I've lived in the Isle of the Lost for as long as I can remember, villains and their families have been locked in here for over 20 years.

My mother is the Queen of Hearts, you know, the evil, cruel, horrible queen who planned to kill Alice and all her other little wonderland friends.

Being locked up with a bunch of villains, it helps you learn a thing or two: first of all, any prissy little princess and her perfect little prince from Auradon is automatically our enemy, we hate them all

Second, be evil, being nice and kind to someone other than your parents here is considered weak, stupid, useless, the list goes on, to us, being called 'nice' is an insult, I only even made four friends on this stupid island.

Jay, the son of Jaffar, who was a sad old man that sold whatever his son stole.

Evie, daughter of the miserable Evil Queen, that woman never gets over herself, she's self-absorbed and obsessed with mirrors.

Carlos, the son of Cruella de Vil, now that woman is as crazy as one can be, and she treats her son like trash.

Finally, Mal, daughter of Malificent, Malificent is the one adult here I can stand apart from my mother, she knows what evil is, she's not miserable and sad, even if she's trapped in this prison, she's still as cruel as ever.

People like to say that Malificent is the worst villain, I mean, I respect her and all, but please- my mother executed people as a punishment, the reason people don't fear her, is because without her guards, she can't really hurt them.

I hated Auradon and everyone that lived there more than anything, I knew we were destined to live here forever trapped, at some point I'll have kids, they're be evil, and they'll also be trapped here, and then they'll have kids, who like the rest of us, will have no future out there, and then it just goes on and on.

I don't exactly hate it here, we do anything we want, there's no rules, and nobody can say anything about it, our lives weren't that bad, and honestly, I'd rather be here than out there, not like I'd be able to choose anyways, or so I thought.

Every morning, we made a scene, Mal grabbed a baby's lollipop and held it up in the air like a victory trophy, everyone suddenly ran, and I bet I can guess why. "Hi, mom."

Malificent stepped forward, "Stealing candy Mal?" She pushed away her stupid servants, "I'm so disappointed,"

"It was from a baby?" It sounded more like a question that a statement, she held out the lollipop, "That's my nasty little girl!" She took the candy from Mal, spit on it, and put it under her armpit for about a second or two before saying, "Give it back to the dreadful creature."

"It's the deets, Mal, that make the difference between mean, and truly evil," she waved to the mother of the baby who waved back, "When I was your age, I was-" Mal joined in, "Cursing entire kingdoms," she gave a small laugh before being serious again, "Walk with me."

They walked away and whispered some things, we stood in silence waiting for Mal, as soon as she stood next to us her mother announced something, "You five, have been chosen to go to a different school..." she made a small pause, "In Auradon."

Evie, Carlos, Jay and I tried to make a run for it, but Malificent's stupid servants were there and they stopped us, they let us go but stood behind us so we had no escape, "What? I'm not going to some boarding school, filled to the brim with prissy pink princesses."

Evie stepped up, visibly happy, "And perfect princes," she stopped when she saw Mal raise her hands, "Ugh," Jay started complaining as well, "Yeah, and I don't do 'uniforms', unless it's leather, you feel me?"

My turn to talk, "I like hurting people, okay? If I went there they'd send me right back here, so it wont make a difference for me."

"I read somewhere that they allow, dogs, in Auradon," I saw Jay sneak up behind him, "Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys that don't behave..." Jay tapped his shoulder, "WOOF!" Evie and I laughed, clearly amused.

"Yeah mom, we're not going!" Malificent led us back to a room, where all our parents were, "You will go, you will find the fairy godmother, and you will bring me back her magic wand easy peasy."

"What's in it for us?" I was interested in the answer to this question, "Matching thrones, hers-and-hers crowns," I stepped us, "'Us', Malificent, 'us' as in not you,"

She pretty much ignored me and talked with her daughter about world domination and all that crap, they then had one of their stupid little staring contests, and of course, Mal lost.

"Fine, whatever," the Evil Queen simply wanted Evie to find a rich prince, Cruella de Vil needed her slave- I mean son, to stick around, and Jaffar just wanted Jay as his thief because he was too old to steal things himself.

"Well I'd be glad to let Harley go, under one condition," I turned my attention to her, I knew exactly what she wanted, "You will get your clutches on that Alice... and once you do," I got ready for my ears to bleed, the one I can't stand from my mother is all the yelling, "OFF WITH HER HEAD!"