Notes

Ref: rb.gy/6ddo1n
Read completely before approaching me. Yes, all of it. You're an adult, you can read a little. Tip, the triple dashes ("---") are follow-ups for explanation only. You can skip those if you know what I'm talking about. Kinks are at the bottom.
1. I'm fine, stop asking, that's a sure way to make me NOT fine
---Ok, since some of you think this is harsh, put yourself in my shoes. I get, on an average day, anywhere from 5-20 (not an exaggeration) people asking some variation of "how are you?" And, you and I both know you're doing it JUST because you think it's a polite way to open, not because you care. I'm tired of platitudes. We're here to fuck or RP. I'm here to RP 99% of the time. Cut the BS. It's not about being rude. It's about wanting to spend the time I'm on here DOING WHAT WE'RE HERE TO DO. Please, get out of here with those crocodile tears. Just say "Hey, here's my idea" or whatever.

2. Type well. That's subjective, though, so here's what I mean: Use complete sentences. Try to avoid typos. I'm not a huge stickler for punctuation, per se, but at least use a comma when you can. This has NOTHING to do with post size. But that's a whole other point. This *also* has nothing to do with the classist bullshit most people are spewing. No, I don't think you "sound dumb", and no, I don't care if it's "a real word", but I'm here to RP, and if I'm reading "hru"/"how r u" or things like that? It breaks immersion. It's not an insult, I just know what I'm about. Stop insinuating that I'm making it a personal attack.

3. Post an appropriate size: Look, sometimes the "right" size IS a couple of sentences. Sometimes it's quite a bit more. I just want you to put consistent effort. Too many times has someone started out strong, then you can tell they stopped caring. If this is you, then either don't approach, or stop early and resume when you have more patience to put effort in.

4. Post with clear effort: Again, another subjective thing. But let me tell you, this one is a great deal more obvious about what I'm talking about. This is an ACTUAL snippet of an RP I got: "*my cock gets rock hard as i smirk putting my hand over your mouth and slowly lifting you up putting your ass on my cock* ready~" If you don't see how this COULD be problematic, you're not a good fit for me.
---Breakdown of the snippet: I ignored the consistent no caps. It's hard to get RPs here. But this... this broke me. "My cock gets rock hard...". Really? That's the best you can muster? An instantaneous porn logic erection said in the simplest terms imaginable? "...as I smirk putting my hand over your mouth and..." Firstly? Run-on.... which I try very hard to ignore. Secondly? This is just more porn logic said in extremely simple terms. There's no 'believability'. You just... CASUALLY put your hand over my mouth to *silence* me?? Come on... "...and slowly lifting you up, putting your ass on my cock." Holy fuck. How many hands do you have? How strong are you?? You're clasping a hand (lazily) over my mouth, but are somehow strong enough to singlehandedly lift me up AND position your magically stiff cock at my ass? Look, there's porn logic that is acceptable, and then there's this. When you completely and utterly disregard reality, we're not going to be a good fit. This is what I'm talking about. Just... try. Think about what you want to do and just... TRY. Put an ounce of effort, that's all I ask.

5. Have a ref. It's that simple. And for the love of the universe, stop getting onto me when I hold you to this. It's here. YOU approached ME. Respect my rules. They're incredibly simple.

6. No men. No, you're not an exception. No, you're not a special case. If you were, then I would approach YOU. I auto-ignore men. I don't care the reason, stop approaching me. You're fucking annoying. Casual talk is one thing, though, and that's whatever, I guess, but it's not what I'm here for, so don't be put out if I don't respond.

7. No females. Specifically females. Trans fem, shemales, futas, whatever you wanna call yourself - if you fit in the secondary category, you're fine and preferable. If you are a full-on woman, then no. See point 6. You're not special. I don't RP with you. No, I don't care if you're willing to peg me. Stop ignoring people's wants.

8. If you stop mid-RP and ghost me, I'm ignoring you. I'm fine if you log off in the middle (we have lives), but you gotta start again once you're back on and able to. This is super disrespectful of my time. Stop doing this to people.
--- I will not be offended if an idea turns out not feeling right for you. Let me know. I will HAPPILY stop and plan something else if you want. But if you fuck off without a word, you're just burning a bridge.

9. Do not just start the RP. Yes, even though the RP ideas are pretty obvious, talk it over first. I've started ignoring people if they just start despite me saying not to.

10. Finally, yes. Every single one of these mini-rants are warranted. In fact, they stem from MULTIPLE SEPARATE INCIDENTS. Usually multiple in a single day. I got fed up with it so I made this. This point is mostly to assure that, yes, all of this has a reason for it. I promise I am a very fun and happy person if you don't flagrantly ignore what I'm looking for. I am NOT a grammar nazi. I am NOT a picky RPer (though I know what I tend to enjoy - that's different!). I like cooky/crazy RPs (I just want the in-RP logic to be consistent). I WANT US BOTH TO HAVE FUN. I always try to be respectful to people by default but refuse to hold back if they break these. Send me the phrase "(Order up)" (no quotes, but keep the parenthesis), if you want to RP, along with your ref (it's ok if you need a sec to go find it, just let me know).

Last note:
Partners: Trans fem/Shemales/Futa to the front of the line. *Occasionally* traps/femboys are fine. Absolutely, NEVER any males, females.
Major Kinks: Ageplay, rape, light cumflation, rough sex, surprise sex.
Limits: Bathroom play, filth, overly muscular characters, furries (nekomimi are fine; feel free to ask if you're unsure), sweatplay, muskplay, choking, chastity, hyper (large cocks/tits etc are totally fine so long as they are at least mostly proportional to the person).
Anything not mentioned: Please ask!