Notes

"''I'll be your crack spirit guide'' - Jessa"

"''I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.'' - Shoshanna"

"''Because if there's a problem, those are usually handled by modern... fucking... medicine!'' - Adam"

"''I will never be bored as long as there's Halloween.'' - Shoshanna"

"''It’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.'' - Hannah"

"''I could be a drug addict. Do you know how lucky you are?'' - Hannah"

"''You look scary to to me. Like Mickey Mouse without the ears.'' - Marnie"

"''Yeah well enjoy going through life as… yourself.'' - Marnie"

"''I am so happy to see you, I could murder you.'' - Shoshanna"

"''I don’t like it when you ass-fuck my friend in the heart.'' - Ray"

"''I'm on a journey. It's my journey, and I'm okay.'' - Marnie"

"''I came. You came hard. We all laughed.'' - Adam"

"''This guys crying because a fro-yo opened up on his block.'' - Jessa"

"''Boredom is bullshit. Boredom is for lazy people with no imagination.'' - Adam"

"''I don’t care about hair. It grows. It shrinks. You can’t get attached.'' - Adam"

"''You guys never listen to me. You treat me like I’m a fucking cab driver.'' - Shoshanna"

"''It’s hard to tell someone so young that things don’t always end up the way you thought they’d be.'' - Ray"

"''I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.'' - Hannah"

"''It was nice to see you. Your dad is gay!'' - Elijah"

"''Do you think that 16 tacos is enough for four people?'' - Hannah"

"''Thanks for stopping by, kid.'' - Adam"

"''One can really go their whole life wearing shorty-shorts and offend almost nobody.'' - Hannah"

"''I don’t like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.'' - Jessa"

"''Sometimes being stuck in my own head is so exhausting it makes me want to cry.'' - Marnie"

"''Don’t waste time on guilt.'' - Adam"

"''There's an airport?!'' - Hannah"

"''I don't want to freak you out, but I think that I may be the voice of my generation...Or at least 'a' voice. Of 'a' generation.'' - Hannah"

"''Just 'cause it's fake doesn't mean I don't feel it.'' - Laird"

"''The worst stuff you say sounds better than the best stuff that some other people say.'' - Hannah"

"''I don't do ice cream, it's like sweet mucus.'' - Adam"

"''Oh. Em. Effing. Gee.'' - Shoshanna"

"''I’ve made some friends… Some really ugly friends. And I don’t even mind.'' - Jessa"

"''What colour is that? Awkward marine?'' - Ray"

"''You should just be able to go about your business, and not give a fuck.'' - Marnie"

"''Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.'' - Adam"

"''He's just so stupid that I worry that our children like, wouldn't get into pre-school.'' - Shoshanna"