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* Sigara içeni köpek ısırmaz, çünkü yanında baston taşır.
* Evine hırsız girmez, çünkü sabahlara kadar öksürür.
* Üzerine sinek konmaz, çünkü buram buram nikotin kokar.
* Nüfus planlamasına yardımcı olur, çünkü erkeklerde spermleri cansızlaştırıp, kadınlarda yumurtlamayı azaltır.
* Yürürken zorlanmaz, çünkü tekerlekli iskemlede gezdirilir.
* İhtiyarlamaz, çünkü genç yaşlarda sevdiklerine kavuşur.
* Yüzlerine renk gelir, çünkü dişleri ve bıyıkları sapsarı olur.
* Vücutları bir kuş gibi hafifler, çünkü ileri dönemdeki dolaşım bozukluğundan ötürü önce parmakları, sonra da el ve ayakları kesilir.
Arkadaşlar, meğerse sigaranın ne çok faydaları varmış da, biz bilmiyoruz:)
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