Notes

intro: what me and my best friend did in Minecraft the other day
*Honey collecting materials with Mushroom horse*
*Peachy (unless you want to change it) comes in and immediately dies my falling to her death, the Minecraft death screen shows up and sad minecraft music plays, then the please stand by screen comes on*
*Then you really come in*
Peachy: Honey! (the name of the character, honey comb or dew is full name so NO FUCKING HOMO) Where are you?
Honey: I'm- um... I don't know... but I have a horse
Peachy: Just describe where you are idiot
Honey: Um I'm by... a broken mushroom
Peachy: …Oh I see it! Coming!
*There is a short montage or her coming over*
Peachy: Do you have any food? I'm starving
Honey: Bitch I'm at one hunger
Peachy: Then cook us some fucking food
*Honey places down crafting table*
Honey: How do you craft a furnace again?
*Please stand by screen comes on*
*Honey eating food, then sees Peachy come back beat up because of skeletons*
Peachy: Give me food I'm about to die!
Honey: Fine *gives food*
*Peachy nearly dies but manages to survive, when she thinks she's in the clear a Skeleton shoots her in the back, the minecraft death screen shows up again and sad calm intro minecraft music plays except it's more intense, please stand by screen*
Honey: Do you like my horse?
Peachy: Aw it's so cute, what are you gonna name them?
Honey: *thinking* Mushroom!
Peachy: Aw!
*Honey's pickaxe breaks*
Honey: Dang... Do you have any stone?
Peachy: No, let me go get some
*Peachy leaves shot*
Honey: Nevermind I have some
*Honey is in crafting table then hears creeper charging up and looks up, the creeper explodes and kills mushroom*
Honey crying: No! mushroom..
Peachy: *Gasp*
Honey: That's it whenever I see a creeper I'm gonna kill it to avenge Mushroom
Peachy: me too!
*Cuts too Honey having a stand off with a creeper, Honey says "I will fucking destroy your bloodline you fucking bitch audio" the creeper explodes and she says the ahh audio*
*mourning at the explosion and Honey places a grave*
Peachy: It's getting dark
Honey: Don't worry I have a bed
Peachy: I don't
Honey: I guess we'll have to survive the night then, by the way I love this mushroom area, Can we live here?
Peachy: Sure!
*Honey walks over to the mushroom hallway*
Honey: Peachy come here I know where were gonna live!
Peachy: It's so pretty!
Honey: This will be our mushroom kingdom
*Creeper comes in, Peachy throws herself at it and dies*
Honey sobbing: First Mushroom now this?
*Peachy sitting in the corner scared*
Peachy: It's finally morning
Honey: Peachy guess what I found! a cow!
Peachy: You better keep it away from creepers
Honey: If this one dies then I will literality die of heartbreak or kill everyone
Peachy: Let's put that cow somewhere safe, what are you gonna name them
Honey: They should be named after the one we lost, fly high mushroom! So Shroomie
Peachy: I think he likes you
*Then there is a montage of Peachy building stairs and a dock and Honey keeps asking Peachy how to craft stuff then they adopt a baby donkey and his mom and they start kissing so they kill them, then honey surprises peachy with a boat and honey proceeds to fail using the boat and Peachy has to help*
Peachy: We should put our beds down we need to sleep and we need a respawn point
*Peachy realizes Honey is gone and when she finds her she is dead because of a zombie but its morning*
Honey: Um peachy where am I?
Peachy: Don't worry I'll come get you I know where you are cause I died three times already
*When Peachy finds Honey she sees her picking a bunch of flowers*
Peachy: Remember when you're ever lost just follow the broken mushroom
Honey: That's like our land mark!
Peachy: Exactly!
*They get to the base*
Honey: Do you know what this place needs?
Peachy: What?
Honey: A mushroom flag!
Peachy: That's a great idea
Honey: I also want a lesbian cape, I'm gonna look so cool
Honey: Did you know all chickens are lesbians? We should get lesbian chickens
*Then Honey rambles about all her great ideas about the house as Peachy puts lanterns up till night*
Peachy: Please put your minecraft bed down this time I don't want to die
Honey: What if I put my minecraft bed next to yours *makes uwu face*
Peachy: Sure
Honey: Hah... No
*Peachy wakes up to honey being gone*
Honey: Peachy guess what?
Peachy: What?
Honey: I got emo girl sheep and soft boy sheep and lesbian chickens!
Peachy: We've officially become a farm
*Montage of them setting up places for sheep and chickens*
Honey: We have polyamorous lesbian chickens and their son
Honey: This one's name is leather and they use she/they pronouns
Peachy: And this ones name is Cotton and they use he/they pronouns
Honey and Peachy: And their enby emo child
*An endermen breaks in and Honey stares at the floor*
Honey: This sure is a nice floor, don't you think lesbian chickens?
Honey: Peachy help
*Peachy walks through staring at the floor and grabs honey*
Peachy: Just go to bed Honey
*Peachy wakes up to Honey screaming*
Honey: there's a creeper by the enby sheep! Come kill it!
*Also Honey a few days ago, flashbacks to "I'll kill any creeper I see" but peachy kills it*
Peachy: I think Shroomie needs a partner
Honey: Gay cows
Peachy: We should probably go mining first though
*Montage of them mining but finding nothing and Peachy look beat up and Honey looks wet*
Peachy: Well this was a waste of time
*Zombie comes up and kills Honey out of no where*
Peachy: It wasn't me!
*They then find a cow*
Honey: Can we name it Fenmore?
Peachy: Yes
*Peachy then builds an area for the cows and gives them a son*
Honey: Mushie!
Peachy: Yay!
The end
(This should turn into a series this being episode one and just make the mobs humans)