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BREAKING NEWS!!!
RAGGEDY REPORT!!!
MrBoss made a funny!
Emotion alert, emotion alert!
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Hello and welcome to Raggedy Reports, reporting reports of reporting the news report.
MrBoss has a Ferrari!
It’s so hot that he had to extinguish it with his cock.
Fire extinguisher!
I’m not going to give my opinion BUT that could be a joke about his penis blowing it’s load.
Very clever.
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For our next story, MrBoss. Shocker.
Speaking of penis, he’s good with balls too.
MrBoss was spotted spending 25 minutes taking 3 pictures, attempting to make it look like he can actually do kick ups with a tennis ball.
He probably can actually do it, but that’s just my opinion that I don’t give.
Speaking of kick, he also kicked a cat.
It died.
Rest in peace, cat.
This just in, MrBoss’s pussy is still wide and well - sorry, alive and well!
The cat is dead though.
That’s the end of our comedy section, the cat is alive and well, moving on.
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Ned Luke has roasted saints row.
Ned Luke said this.
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Wow, shocking stuff.
Companies related to Saints Row such as Volition and THQ responded by saying that Ned Luke is such a bad man that they’ll never be making another Saints Row and all staff will be shot at dawn.
They said that they forget a thousand things every day and Ned Luke won’t be one of them, because they forgot about him years ago when he started taking to Twitter,
making a fool of himself.
Frightening stuff from the man that’s clinging to the big break he got because he wants to be featured in future GTA titles but you didn’t hear that from me.
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This just in and MrBoss has taken to Twitter to crack a joke.
He tweeted:
If you got banned or reset doing the apartment glitch in gta online use cashback code boss to help you gear back up!
Then he set it so only people he follows could reply.
Roses are red
MrBoss is trying to trigger
Everyone type in the chat that Alex is a stupid n-
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This just in, RaggedyDan has been sacked for attempted racism.
My name is Mike Hunt and I’ll be taking over from here.
Even the Italian sonny Evans commented on RossBoss’s tweet.
He said “not gonna lie” - very honest of you - “banger tweet”.
Then the sex god himself raggedydan responded with
“It is to be fair” - that’s very fair sex god dan - “love me a man that can meme” - ah alliteration, nice one Dan.
No wonder they call you the rant god. Ffs.
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ZacCoxTelevision is still letting ‘kids’ in his comment section moles- mither him.
In his weekly complaint about YouTube and children in the comments, he was told to fuck off in someone else’s comment section.
Zac wasn’t happy about this, so he took to Twitter, saying:
Weirdo kids in the comments haha. And they say YouTubers are the bad ones? - good question, I guess, what?
Zac took the time out of his day to complain about... himself.
He said:
“I've noticed that if I take .02 seconds in a video to say "please leave a thumbs up" everyone complains.
But when I don't ask, the videos get 500-800 less likes than usual. Just a general observation that I've tested over the last few months and it's the same every time.”
A bit of advice from the RaRe network, stop complaint and get on with your life.
Thanks for reminding our audience though, don’t forget to leave a like, subscribe, click join down below and touch my bell!
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And finally, for our HIV section:
A throbber of the raggedydan channel recently uploaded a video about Jeremy Lynch!
At the time of recording he’s approaching 6,000 subscribers and his video had passed 100,000 views!
The video was well made, has a great title, funny and has a thumbnail made by none other than Imogen Stacey.
Good news for a smaller channel!
There ya go, HIV, who doesn’t love a bit of positivity?
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