Notes

Hi, I ask every video and none of you answer me, but how’s it going guys?
I don’t actually care how it’s going, I’m just stuck doing the same intro over and over again and it’s going to haunt me for the rest of my life.

(In today’s video)

In today’s video I’ve got the most thrilling gameplay for you whilst you listen to my just as thrilling voice. Check it out…

*gameplay from start of vid*

Quite frankly all I do is press record on Audacity, record my voice, uncut for 8 minutes and then crop a completely random section of gameplay that is unrelated to what I’m saying.

Also, did you know that length of a video for multiple ads is now only 8 minutes instead of ten?

You thought I was lazy before? Now I can do 2 minutes less work each video!


(Part about data miner leaks)

In all likelihood, I’ll be taking a few tweets out of context and turning them into a 9 minute long video to make it seem like there’s actually something new coming to this drab, repetitive game.


(Please comment down below)

PLEASE talk about the content of the video and don’t roast me down there, I’m sick of reading pure negativity but I can’t stop making bank…

*comment montage*


(Let’s start with former rockstar games insider - the reason I say former)

The reason I say former is because he’s a former insider. That’s it, no explanation is actually needed, I’m just adding to the video’s watch time to reach 8 minutes.

In fact, I’m going to talk about Yann’s history for almost 2 minutes before actually getting to what he said about a so call NEW Island Expansion…


(Landscapes was in a different font)

I’m absolutely desperate to clickbait the shit out of you so I’m going to go on about how a fucking font is a bit bigger and bolder.

AND! If Yann says he didn’t mean shit by it, I can make ANOTHER video talking about that too!

I’m pathetic and actually pick up on a slight difference in font, I need to get out more.

I need a holiday but I historically refuse to take one because I’m frightened my business won’t be there when I get back.

Instead, I look into fonts at my desk and hope I can make a video stretch to 8 minutes.


(Definition of landscapes part)


I’m even more pathetic than I was 30 seconds ago.

Here’s what a landscape is and I’m now arguing the MrToss over a singular and plural meaning of the word.

I’m also listing different types of landscapes just to add to the watch time of the video.



(Talking about the new update being in a new location)


Yes, you heard me right, a lot of the speculation.

I’ve titled this video ‘NEW Island Expansion Coming In The BIGGEST GTA 5 Online Update Teased By Rockstar Games Insider…’ and then gone on to talk about speculation, the font of a fucking word and the dictionary definition of the word ‘landscape’.

BUT! It’s too late, you’re on the video and the odds are you’ve watched the 2 ads that show at the start, unless you use adblock.


(Let me know what you guys think about this interesting cryptic comment from Yann)

Again, I know thousands of you click my videos to leave a comment and leave, BUT!

If you made it this far into the most boring video of my life, PLEASE don’t be mean and PLEASE discuss the video topic.

I don’t like it when you leave mean comments, it has a severe affect on my wiener.




(The reason I believe this is a cryptic clue…)

The reason I believe this is a cryptic clue is because that means I can make a video out of it, completely guilt-free.

Yann has said that he likes the landscapes, that’s it.

In fact, I don’t actually care about the next update whatsoever, as long as it provides me with enough fresh content to milk GTA, and in turn they can milk people on shark card sales and FaggedyDan can milk me for easy views.



(If he really enjoyed it, the comment would be better in a general thread)


Although it’s true that the comment would make sense in a different forum topic like graphics or artwork, or even general, that’s besides the point, because even if the font WASN’T bold and a bit out of shape, and even if Yann’s comment was in the graphics topic, I would STILL make a video about it, talking utter shit, and at this point, I have been doing for over 5 minutes, PLEASE leave a comment. Moving on…


(Part about podium cars)


Frankly this has absolutely NOTHING to do with an island update.

I read some posts about podium cars and point out that the number of cars on the list will take us up to the December update.

NOTHING to do with any island update.

Essentially what I’ve based this entire video and bollocks title around is Yann capitalising some letters, posting a comment in the wrong topic, the fact that he’s done it before, and pure speculation. Oh, and money, I need more money, please leave a comment and a like, and don’t be mean, I want to enjoy my money with a clear mind. Money.




(WATCHDOGS VID)

This video is a lot better that my usual content.

Yes, it’s a paid ad, but it’s not full fledged clickbait.

What it is though is 8 and a half minutes of Watchdogs gameplay and me talking over it.

Really I should’ve talked over it for as long as I genuinely wanted to and then maybe let the video run on without my voice for 15-20 minutes.

That way, I could’ve got more watch time, you lot, my audience, could’ve heard a shred of gameplay audio - sorry, I talked over it -

and it wouldn’t look like I was just posting just over 8 minutes of gameplay to hit the multiple ad time.

I got some positive comments on this video, and it’s a step in the right direction, even if it’s an ad.

Maybe when a new game comes out, I wouldn’t be such a bad, boring, generic clickbaiter.

MAYBE I should try to cover other games on my channel and see if people are interested.

Or not, because GTA makes me the most money.



(FANS ARE ANGRY)

This is about the 400th video in the ‘Fans are angry series’, which wouldn’t be an issue if fans were actually angry.

The issue is, they’re not, and i’m about to show you that with the first example tweet.

(Clip of his first tweet)

Yeah, you see, I titled the video ‘fans are angry’ to get people to click on it, but this guy is CLEARLY just borderline content.

No anger here, not a bit, not even a little smidgen, not even a dick size amount, and trust me, when it comes to me, a dick size amount is tiny.

(Next tweet)

For the next 5 minutes I’m just going to read tweets to you and give my opinion that about 1,000 people out of 3 million people might’ve wanted.

I’m going to show you a load of average tweets where people just show their dissatisfaction, not anger.

It’s people complaining on Twitter that they didn’t get what they wanted from a repetitive game, that’s all.



(6 mins, tweet about ‘shit’)


Yes, you heard me right, I just said ‘you know what’ instead of shit, I’m a good boy that doesn’t want to be demonetised, it’s my choice.

However, ‘you know what’ will likely end up on RaggedyDan’s sound boards in his live streams.

If you want to watch RaggedyDan’s live streams, you should touch his ‘you know what’ down below.



(7:30 post)

Yes, I’m censoring again, it will end up on a soundboard in you know who’s stream.

I guess you could say that this one guy out of god knows how many is actually angry, video title justified.



(9:00)

I’m now pandering to the community in the hopes that they’ll enjoy this video if they even made it this far in.

I actually think that people are comparing the $1 million that they got last year and now they expect that, or more, again.

People are never happy, they win £10 on the lottery and then expect that same result again.

The bottom line is that people will complain, but still play the game and interact with Rockstar.

They will also buy GTA 6 and fall into the same loop as GTA 5

That being Rockstar recycling content, people will complain, Rockstar will release an average update, and people will be happy again until they’re bored and this isn’t Honest RossBoss talking, this is Dan, this game is shit IN MY OPINION and the redeeming feature in the story mode.

Online is a recycled ball of gash and the community is begging for something better, and that’s FaggedyDan being honest.

If you fancy supporting me in my endeavours to make a few youtube’s ‘ANGRY’ then consider clicking that big fat throbbing member JOIN button down below, subscribe if you aren’t subscribed already and leave a like and a kind comment.


We’re gonna move onto shouting out the CURRENT Throbbing Members, then crack a few jokes as usual, and that’s all folks!