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welcome ! this is my book about nothing but/and I have planned nothing for it , so don't read this ok ?
CHAPTERS : ? hmm that will be hard ... aha ! I've got an Idea
1 This
2 Book
3 Is
4 About
5 Nothing
6 So
7 Don't
8 Read
9 this
10 or
11 "it"
12 or(2)
13 "the-
14 -book"
15 whichever (1)
16 (one)
16 it
17 is
17 (whichever 2)
18 (whichever 3?)
19 (two)
20 (three?)
see ? I made it like uh … whatever the word is I don't know
CHAPTER 1 : This
ok why are you reading this* ? is it because you want to see how long I can talk about nothing ? You're reading this to annoy me ? for school reading classes or something ? You're bored ? You have nothing to read ? This book somehow got popular ? ( etc ) ugh . i wish we could talk - tHrOuGh - - - the book .
from now on
I'll just write
like this
...
maybe
I don't know
are books allowed to do that ? I'm curious ... well now this book has a topi- ... wait a minute ... can someone somehow someway show me those (something) chapters I some-did wrote again ?
CHAPTERS :
1 This
2 Book
3 Is
4 About
5 Nothing
6 So
7 Don't
8 Read
9 this
10 or
11 "it"
12 or(2)
13 "the-
14 -book"
15 whichever (1)
16 (one)
16 it
17 is
17 (whichever 2)
18 (whichever 3?)
19 (two)
20 (three?)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddd I messed up
you've got to be kidding me .
dang it . somehow someway I somewhat accidentally added some sum : 20 chapters with out realizing it
you've got to be kidding me .
wait I already said that
oh well , I'll say it again .
you've got to be kidding me .
You've gotta be kidding me .
YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME .
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT- JOKE BUT NOW I MESSED UP
I RUINED IT !
I RUINED THE WWHHOOLLEE BOOK
THIS WAS JUST MY FALT
MY OWN FALT
NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING AS LONG AS THE LONGEST BOOK EVER
I SHOULD'V- wait a minute
I WILL write something as long as the longest book ever
or maybe even longer
hehehe
Tehehe
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
heheh
ok that's enough
teh
alright about how many wor-
9,609,000
what ? that long ? th-
9,609,000
yeah I get It bu-
9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9,609,000 9- OK OK THAT'S ENOUGH I GET IT I WON'T BE ABLE TO WRITE ENOUGH TO DO IT
...
but by now it's probably longer ...
...
hehehe
Tehehe
Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok no more
let's see
3962 characters
what ? that's it ? he must've been writing for-
9,609,000
years !
more like days though , but eh
ok there's a lot of text now , so it should be-
CHAPTER 2 : Book
ok instead of just talking nothing I'll be talking sToRyTimE
get ready for a story everyone because it's time to read !
or , something I don't know
any way , here's a book**
actually , a story
about nothing
teehee
and it's just this book
Teehee
and now for the next chapter
TeeHee
and now this is a short chapter
TeeHeeE
AND NOW THIS IS A SHORT BOOK
TEEHEEHAWHAWHAW
CHAPER 3 : Is
ya know , I could just make tiny chapters for this book and I guess I could start right now , wow this book is*** crazy
CHAPTER 4 : About
haha short chapteer about**** nothinggggggg
Chapter 5 : Nothing
how about an actual story to make this book less crazy ? or crazy ?
ok now
nothing*****
just a word right ?
wrong .
maybe
according to the web , nothing means :
oh .
they put nothing .
that makes sense
ok I'm bored so time to skip some chapters
eh I'm to lazy to be lazy
this book is canceled .