Notes

I saw one of those late night animal abuse commercials. I was too lazy to roll over and grab the remote so I just stuck it out like a soldier! So I'm feeling bad for these puppies with half a snout and cows getting tipped over by a crane. But once once it ends a commercial for cougar life came on and I thought "what a weird combination of commercials. So now I'm horny and sad. Those two emotions usually follow eachother after one of my jerk off sessions but there never utilized at the same time. It's usually phase 1 I'm horny, phase 2 I bust a nut, and phase 3 the sadness occurs right after clean up and when I look up at my screen and think "What're doing Angelo? What're doing" But no seriously I wonder how many men watched the animal abuse commercial. Truly felt moved, picked up the phone ready to donate and then hear "are you looking for hot sexy cougars near you?" And immediately start redialing.