Notes

>lonely, no friends on, decide to play gmod
>don't wanna play darkrp, guess ill play on the DayZ server
>spawn in, 10 feet off the ground, fall and die
>run around, befrending local yokels
>get stabbed and shot, rinse and repeat
>until i see it
>its off in the distance, about 60yds out and closing fast
>its him
>melonlorde
>call to him, like a pup to its mother
>"Hello melon-head"
>we hit it off
>secure building together, making allies and enemies
>amass a large variety of loot: guns, ammo, food and drink
>he says to me in all his malevolence "we should go over there"
>look and there it is, the mother of all loot houses
>and only a small jog from there to the safezone
>we rush in, intimidating those who already inhabit it
>we use our superior numbers and screaming on the mic to calm the wily inhabitants
>my savior melonlord has decided that these men are righteous and we join forces
>we scout out the area, sniping off freshspawn and repelling invaders
>when we suddenly see it
>the skullies
>these are not the average invader, they have skulls on their heads
>at the cost of 8000, compared to the melons 2000, they had more experience and skill
>they start to pick us off, relocating and sniping at us
>its just me, the lord and maddog
>maddog decides hes had enough and runs to the roof
>only to get shot dead
>the lord decides to sacrifice himself for me as i make a break for it
>he underestimates them
>he ded
>its just me in a lonely closet, eyes trained on the closed door, ready to fire
>I hear the skullies enter the building and start looting the corpses of my comrades in melon
>realize this is the moment to strike
>carefully plan out my idea
>i open fire with my ak
>then whip out deagle and finish them off
>the time to strike is now
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur