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Pigs of Pai Cow: The Facts on Their Welfare
One of my favorite martial arts movies of all time is Pai Cow: The Japanese Take Away. I had been thinking about this movie when reading Michael Chiklis's new book, A FEAST OF MELTERING, a tale of a robot that must save the World. The plot synopsis is as follows: robot and send in the SWAT team.

SWAT team arrives just in time to rescue the police officer. The two cowboys are identified as suspects. The police find and arrest them. The cows are sent to prison.

A year later, a young Pai boy is walking on the beach when he sees two cows grazing on the sand. One cow is tied up. The little boy chooses some grass and goes to help the tied cow. He finds out that the cows are executed.

He then witnesses the police destroying the gatecrasher robot. One of the police officers tries to shoot the young boy, but misses. Another police officer manages to kill the cow. He also injures one of the cows.

Police Chief Te Fong tells the press that the authorities did not shoot the cows. Police officers were investigating a report of drug activity near the beach. The two cows were simply in the way of the investigation. 1 cow was shot multiple times. Police Chief Te Fong calls them terrorists.

Police Chief Te Fong orders the SWAT team to seal the beach entrance. He then sends all of the school children home. He tells the kids that the cows are now extinct. The regional media shortly reports that the cows have been extinct for over twenty years. The local farmers claim that the police and the media are lying.

The President of the Philippines goes to Vietnam. He inspects the village. He guarantees the farmers that the government will help restore the property. Two weeks later, President Krostadze visited the Pai. President Krostadze met with the Pai individuals and they explained to President Peacock that the cows were just there as a protection for the other herbivores.

The North Vietnamese Army came to steal the herd. Two Chinese motorcycle taxis were parked near the location. The pigs flew away as soon as the taxi tried to pick them up. One of the pigs accidentally slipped on a piece of dynamite and was murdered. Both Chinese cops guarding the area called the SWAT team.

The SWAT team arrived just in time to save the herd. They shot and killed one of those pigs. The rest of the pigs ran away into the jungle.

There's absolutely no evidence of the remaining pigs. The pigs' remains were not found. A small town called Saanen was established around the region. There have been rumors of bloodbath though.

Many cowboys in the nearby pasture swear the beans were already dead when they arrived. The Police Chief believes otherwise. He believes that the pigs were eaten alive by the hungry pigs who were looking for their next meal. In most cases, cowboys shoot the beans and eat them.

It is said that the Pai Police Department is looking into possible charges of Animal Cruelty. The Police Chief wouldn't say if they're investigating the incident. In case you have any more info, email me. I would love to hear what you know.

The Pai Police Department has been working with the City of Pai, Idaho for quite a while. The Police have been keeping the herd safe. They've posted warnings about the trespassers in the area. The herd has been cared for by law enforcement and the local wildlife and parks services. 1 rancher said that the pigs' natural prey animals, like deer, elk, and moose, do not want the pigs on their land.

The Police Chief states that the herd is doing well and there is no danger to the community. The herd will be moved to a facility in Idaho once it's safe to move them. This will be the second such event this rancher has witnessed. The previous group of pigs became upset and fought with the local farmers and law enforcement.

Hopefully, this story will end the speculations and rumors which have been surrounding the Pigs of Pai. I've heard some disturbing accounts of how the pigs are treated. I also know of one pig who was electrocuted on purpose because he had been walking near electric wires. I believe the public needs to learn more about these magnificent creatures until they make a bad choice to shoot one up.
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