Notes

fuzzy
inside the kitchen of the old house I used to live in during my childhood
family reunion thing
start feeling angry and bullish towards my cousin cuz i'm older and a bit taller
messing with one of my guy cousins, scaring him, he gets angry and tries to scare me, we get a bit physical
then the older adults are like cut it out, so i'm seething and start trying to wash dishes but i'm pouring way
too much liquid soap into my hands, my cousin starts laughing at me cuz i got it everywhere,
start looking for something else to do since i'm making a mess of things
sitting there queueing up a game of anything
but some reason end up picking up a generic looking rts game
so i'm looking to team up with the table i'm at, now in a spacious dining hall for some reason
playing on generic digital i pad thingys
sitting with girls and we want to team up for 3v3 but the teams full up
so I have to team up with another table I don't want to
my vision pans... zooms.. to table so I say meh and play
looking down on pad, start playing, building base, move my gather-workers to collect tree (for resources)
In my feeling i know they're about to attack so I click
furiously on my SINGLE barracks building and queue up like 12 foot cannon solders and 3 normal ranged ones
then I notice one of the girls (my opponents now) sends like a scout vehicle and finds my base
so i send a few of my slowllyyyy building soldiers to deal with it
build more workers, lumberjacks, to cut down more trees
then suddenly, the screen fills up with a giant blob of enemy scout vehicles of 3 different colors
like purple, yellow, orange (all my stuff is white) and they attack me
why are they only using these scout vehicles, is this some kind of rush strategy?
getting mad cuz its working and i'm getting destroyed and my foot cannon soldiers aren't coming out fast enuff
they didn't finish me off so i'm looking over the remains and seeing what I have left
i see a worker in a corner and start building base again, starting with a basic power plant structure
then somehow I zoom in and become the worker
start wandering around the place of a ruined city, random generic uncle starts asking me to find a shredder
or wood chipper thingy, so i find one that looks like a lawn mower and i start pushing it back
i notice a severed arm on the ground and realize this city is shit
then some kind giantic blast or avalache happens and the piece of shit ruined city blocked the wave of
destruction by just being in the way, and I'm like eh, you're alright but still shitty city
but i realize that I needed to get out of this courtry
skip to another place and now I want to get out of this soviet russia with my wife and daughters
(that I don't actually have) completely white and escape to america
why russia, watching archer
but they dont want to escape so I start feeling bad and start wanting to escape by myself
generic russian soldier out of no where slaps me and says no, watching you
so I'm standing near the shore looking across a body of water, thinking i'm in far easter portion of russia
maybe i can swim to alaska
look at the splashing waves of the shore, somehow know it's really cold water
look across the water and see a walled fortress, turn my head to my left
now wondering how i'm getting across ^^ and i'm already stading next to another fortress
lots of wired fences
still thinking about swimming go in and dip my toes in the water, start thinking otherwise
then a random pembroke welsh corgi (literally dog of my dreams and thinking about owning one someday)
comes up and wants me to follow it into the fenced fortress base
i'm thinking what? how? i'm going to get caught, look over and see all the lights are out
so i'm following this dog since it knows what it's doing
going up a guard tower, find a hole that lets me slip over the barbed fence,
following it to another fence but it knows where another hole is, I slip through
it goes way ahead of my but i'm still finding holes in the perimeter
then i hear some russian voices ahead and some lights appear
drop down in the snow, proned against a small piece of cover, wondering where mr corgi went
I see a guard, talking russian back to someone, patroling ahead of me
he looks like a regular ol' english chap instead of some russian guy but he speaks russian
now i'm wondering whether to engage him or not, hoping corgi comes
and there he is, corgi running towards him, and jumps at the guard, wanting to play with him, a ruse
the plump-english-looking-bloke starts literally rolling in my direction
as he gets closer and closer to me, i prepare myself to use a choke hold on him,
getting closer... I leap at him when he's on me and ... I wake up