Notes

Dipper in ((parentheses)), Mabel in {{these things}}
Dipper and Mabel: ((Welcome to Dippers Guide to the Unexplained, anomaly 135))
((Why a British mite and skiddish dyke try to step to Pines on the mic))
{{And this is Mabel's guide to life! I’ll show how to stomp on two pricks,}}
{{Because your flawful show and awful flow? Some things even Soos can't fix}}
((Let’s Rumble,)) {{left hook to your jaw to show that Mabel’s Boss}}
{{Prove your show redundant,}} ((have your heads hunted,)) {{and once again Lost}}
((Not frozen in tree sap or peanut brittle, yet you don’t seem too evolved,))
{{Which duo gets the most kudos?}} ((Consider that mystery solved.))

Dipper and Mabel: {{Check the Journal, and it says your lyrics are whack!}} ((Melted like wax,))
((Then we’ll leave you out-rapped,)) {{Tourist Trapped,}} ((and sent Three Letters Back!))
((We’re Ringing the Bell in this fight,)) {{your fame has headed Northwest enough,}}
((Taking on multibears and bulky scares,)) {{your forest animals aren’t that tough!}}
{{Wirt’s cheaper then dirt, an immature pushover who doesn’t know when to stop it,}}
((While Gregory can’t step to me, he gets his awful voice from the Hobbit))
((Call me Big Dipper,)) {{we won’t be using growth stones to be feeling tall,}}
{{Cause we're used to owning knomes-}} ((So crawl back Over The Garden Wall))