Notes

Taka: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast: I just wanna be called cute 21/7
Ultimate Underground Fighter: Why not 24/7?
Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast: Snack breaks.
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Ryuji: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.
Ryuunosuke: Ryuji, NO!
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Kosuke, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Yi Jun-ho: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Kosuke: I have depression, what do you think?
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Ryuunosuke: I fell—
Ryuji: From heaven?
Ryuunosuke: No, I literally fell—
Ryuji: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Ryuunosuke: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Ryuji: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Ryuji: If I run and leap at Ryuji, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Ryuji, running towards Ryuji: Coming in!
Ryuunosuke: No! I’m holding coffee!
Ryuunosuke: *Drops coffee and catches Ryuji*
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Ryuunosuke: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Ryuji: Even better!
Ryuunosuke: What the fuck did you-
Ryuji: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Kosuke: I have issues.
Ultimate Chef: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Kosuke: With you.
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Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast, admiring a sleeping Ultimate Underground Fighter: You’re so cute.
Ultimate Underground Fighter, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast, lovingly: I know.
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Ryuji: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Ryuunosuke, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.
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Ryuji: Hi-
Kosuke: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
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Ryuji: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Ryuunosuke: ...what happened?
Ryuji: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Ryuunosuke: What is your favourite mythical story?
Kosuje: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Ryuunosuke: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
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Yi Jun-ho: Ah shit, I forgot.
Ryuunosuke: Forgot what?
Yi Jun-ho: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Ryuunosuke: Come on, Ryuunosuke! How any times do I have to apologize?
Ryuji: Once!
Ryuunosuke: ...No.
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Ultimate Underground Fighter: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.
Ultimate Underground Fighter: *glares at Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast*
Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast: Well, sorry I have morals!
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Ryuunsouke: This was almost a great idea.
Ryuji: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Ryuunosuke: Where are your parents?
Ryuji: What are parents?
Ryuunosuke: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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Ryuji: Good morning!
Kosuke: Is it? Is it really?
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Kosuke: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Ryuunosuke: Mine just says "Ryu no."
Kosuke: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Ryuunosuke: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Ryuji: But ya' didn't!
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Ryuji: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Ryuunosuke: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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Ryuji: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Ryuunosuke, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Ryuji, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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Ryuji: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Ryuunosuke: Ryuji, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Ryuji: ...
Ryuunosuke: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Ryuji: ...
Ryuunosuke: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.
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1: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
2: ...
1: Oh, right. The lying.
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Ryuji You’re drunk.
Ryuunosuke:Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Ryuji.
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Ryuji: When do you usually go to sleep?
Ryuunosuke: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Yi Jun-ho: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Kosuke: Killed without hesitation.
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Ryuunosuke: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Ryuji: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Ryuji: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Ryuunosuke: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.
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Ryuji: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
Ryuunosuke: Not by the law!
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Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast: Seriously, Ultimate Underground Fighter, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Ultimate Underground Fighter: That’s not important
Ultimate Sewing Enthusiast: I DISAGREE.
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Ryuunosuke: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Ryuji: I was in the will?
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Ryuunosuke: Am I right, Ryuji?
Ryuji: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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Kosuke: Something’s off.
Ultimate Caretaker: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Kosuke: No, but that’s funny.
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Ryuji: What goes up but never comes down?
Ryuunosuke: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
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Ryuunosuke: "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin
Ryuji: What the fuck? Begets isn't a word. Quit trying to make up words, fuckface.
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Ryuunosuke: I don’t mean to be rude—
Kosuke: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.