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HELLO
fuckers
cough cough
i am emi akemi
and i annouced on
chairs
I AM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
in 2016
well you little consumers of chairs
you can figure out im fucking fab af and that i can give you a 20$ waxing coupon
before you sexist say
your a female lol prob in your kitchen all day
fyi
FART YOU <3
and
im writing this
in my kitchen
<3
SUPER KAWAII DESU SHOOOOCK
oh sorry that's just me using my voice commands in kitchen
anyways...
im like you
retarded, stupid, and kawaii
i also have 200000000$
i also CARE
are you a chair?
i care about you.
roxy?
DEPENDS IF YOU DONT EAT MANIA
a leezbeen?
OF COURSe
if your from the united states of chairs
I CARE ABOUT YOU
if your middle class man MIDDLE CLASS
75% chance. some of u are bitches lolol
if your an asshole
I LOVE YOU
if your all of these combined
I CARE ABOUT YOU call me bby <3

i basically do all the same things that you do..... but
FABBER :O
i do the vines.

"when lamps attack"
*turns on lamp*

im friends with homura akemi <3
3cool5u

im on the fucking TWEETER TOOTER

@memesf0rever
memes memes memes ASSHATS

@memesf0rever
omg notice me senpals!!! @5sos

@memesf0rever
please notice me senpals i fan. @1D

@memesf0rever
HI I HATE 1d AND 5SOS so @marinadiamondis MARRY ME

OH MY GOD SENPALS NOTICED ME
and i became marina diamondis

i also have the ghost chat
which is like a ghost

HELLO SNAPCHAT
"omg emi lets talk a selfie"
ok just dont touch my fucking hair or i will eat chairs

i also do popular trends
im going to do the milking challenge (where u pour milk over your head)
jk bc i dont suck im fabu
3rad5me

JUST LIKE YOU
i constantly update my roblox fangroup to connect with idiots
and who worship me <33

imma kill gamer at dinner tonight C:!!! #nice

i also watch ALL THE SAME TV SHOWS
for example
spongebabe
FOP = Fucking Opa (grandpa) Piss
pucca = idek
RIGHT GAMER
no dont speak
you suck
i didnt ask you to speak
3FABU5ME

HAHHAHAHA
AHHAHHAHAH
*creepy laugh*

im always updating my instagram with pictures of me with my dog
BEAR
bear
I GET ALL THIS ATTENTION FROM BEAR
but im fabber
sry boo

see this picture of me
https://38.media.tumblr.com/a808e5c109b2e7db1fd2449bf4f4390a/tumblr_nnyqw7ETO01s02vreo2_400.gif
it has 1k likes
yeah
3LIKED4U

i also keep up with all the dance crazes
for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

im making a book about
how2befab
but b4 u buy it
it is HARD TO BE FAB
*hairflip*
you have to eat
CAKE FOR DINNER
HAHAHAHA
hard life man

and to keep up with your genereration fuc k spelling
IVE DONE A SERIES OF THINGS LIKE

*clings glass*
im born this fucking way ass shit
memes
running with ANACONDA BUNNY
chairs
memes

IM JUST LIKE YOU YOUNG PPL
heres a video of me doing nice things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo

as you can see
im the fucking best
I SHOULD RUN THE COUNTRY

here's all my love and support

blank space baby
and ill write your name <3

get on tweeter tooter and say
#emiis2fab4meomfg

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