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Hola

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hi im a girl
how old are you

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hi girl, im a guy
im 20 how about you?

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16
ur old

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oh damn
Ouch
Im not okd
*okd

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lmaoo

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ffs
*old
youre just young

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lies

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nope it’s completely the truth
youre just too young thats all
Shouldve been born earlier

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what brings you on this site
nah i was born at a perfec t time

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uhh idk im bored so to meet people

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same
i live in US wbu

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i would disagree
Im from the UK
oh so you have an american accent

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lmao ive never heard that
i guess i do
you have a british accent?
excuse me
bri'ish

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well i beat you to the “british accent”
yeah expected that ngl
howdy yall

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only asking cuz you did hahhaa

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hahahaha fair play

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do u guys say water like waooao

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uhh no i say water
you guys say wahtur
or even worse “wahdur”

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no you guys just say wohte

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hey we invented the language
i think we know the right way to say it

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hmm fair

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where in the US are you from?

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east side
but my state is classified

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uh no clue whats on the east side luv
new york is the only one that comes to mind

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you should gewgle it then
nah too high

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uhhh
no clue

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lolol
it's in the """""south""""""

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is it coastal?
omg is it florida or some shit

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no its not florida
why what if it was florida?

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okay good
well florida is literally known for the craziest possible news stories imaginable
So id feel bad if you were
what about south carolina?

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close
is something wrong with south carolina too?

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north?

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yes

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No nothing wrong with south carolina
So much for “classified”

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or i could be lying and actually live in myanmar

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well id you lived in myanmar then touche

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yay another person who says touche

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cause for all you know, i could actually be from uganda
haha yeah love saying random french phrases

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did you take spanish or french in school

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Spanish

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same i took spanish last year
but this year SOME people messed up my schedule
so i have a year to forget everything

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oh god
that sounds like a pain in the ass

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oh well hopefully can take it next year

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Im assuming the “some” is directed
yeah hope so

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yeah i guess they were bad at the schedules due to elearning last year

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i studied spanish for a while and have a barely passing qualification
Yeah understandable excuse

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lol

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oh i never got your name

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disappointing for someone who started the convo with hola no?
and my name is actually classified bruv

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yeah very disappointing
wow then i guess ill refer to you as kiddo instead

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if you are so inclined to call me a nickname you can call me ria
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:skull:

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short for maria?

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no ahhaha
my randomly generated username
what's your name

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Or short for rianoceros
?
My name is also classified

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boi then why'd you ask mine

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id share classified info if you did due
thats what trading intelligence is all about

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so ull tell me ur name if i tell u mine

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^duh
exactly

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type one letter at a time go
l

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But you also have to pinky promise that its your actual name

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ok
i promise

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And thats a sacred promise

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sacrosanct

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okay 1 letter at a time then
A

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i did mine above but L

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y

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y

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A

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n

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N

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n

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so your name is lynn?

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yes
ayan????

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yup
you sound confused
And youre probably googling it right?

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yes

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hahahhaa thought so

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arab?

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if you have any questions feel free to ask
half

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whats the other half

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pakistani

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ooo ok

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What about you?
where are you from?
in terms of ethnicity

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im just white haha
american

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oh great😂
do you want me to teach you how to season?

Lavender Dathomirian
hm?
my skin?

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season chicken
No not your skin tf

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lmfao i thought it was some weird joke

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why are you wanting to season your skin?

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why the random culinary lessons
nah that's just how i interpreted it
ofc i don't want to ahhaha

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strange

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it's so random

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Weird kink but i wont shame it

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and it's after we discussed ethnicities
so i have the right to be confused

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its because of the whole stereotype that “white people dont know how to season food”

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oh LMAO
so you were racist!!!!!!!!

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😂😂😂
I was joking
Plus its a genuine offer id you need actual culinary advice

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you also suggested a minor has a kink
*fbi logs in*

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hey anyone could be into anything im not one to judge
you do you boo

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you're one of the few who didn't log on bc horny

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hey there fbi man
yeah man tf im not openly horny
i have some class about it
smh

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yeah lmfao its so weird like why do you get horny then come talk to random strangers
like bro im not gonna send nudes

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yeah it dont make no sense
Why are they asking a 16 year old for nudes please lmao
Actually kids can be wild too

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i guess nobody's asked me that but that's what a lot of ppl come on for
or maybe they dont say weird shit bc of my age

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nobody has? Thats a new one
youre a lucky girl then

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lolol ive gotten bots that send porn links but ig noones said bad things

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yeah you hella lucky then

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ahaha

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tbf kids can be out of pocket

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fr someone get the parents
two kids got kicked out of my school for tryna smash in the bathroom
like stop

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there was this 15 year old girl that asked if she could add me after we had a normal ass convo

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add you to what

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like nothing sexual at all
On snapchat
So i was like uhh sure

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lol this is why i dont have snapchat
what happened then

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she straight up just sends me a fucking vid of her doing her business like tf

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bruh ew

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like a snap of it ml
i was just hella shocked

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yea we dont fw media

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horny ass teens

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text can be ignored but vids and pics are nono
fr LOLL

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Yeah exactly bro i aint tryna catch a case

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do u want to text on wire tho

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wtf is that?

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a text app
i use it with friends

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ive never heard of it before
sounds sus
but sure ill go with it

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lmfao
it works on browser too

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just promise no surprise nudes

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ofc not
never taken one and never plan to

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appreciated
shit good on you

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LOL the traumatized 20 year old

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Very proud

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"these teens, i swear"

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yeah smh kids these days
back in my day we didnt have all these fancy phones to take nudes with smh

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lmao
what was ur first phone type

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damn good question

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i rmbr when my parents had the tiny ass apple phones

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like a nokia brick or some shit

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not the nokia LOL

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But the most iconic had to be the oldschool blackberry

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was it the kind where you have to get an electric drill to push the on button?
ah yes the black berrys

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okay no it was pretty reliable but indestructible
yeah the good ol days
Okay so whats the wite
*wire
fill me in
No more horny teens please

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lyn86

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so do i just make an account?
Bro i feel mad old now tf

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lmfaoo
yeah
ider how i made mine

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gotcha
ah yes even better
aint you got something easier like discord 😂

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uhhh
LOL
so the thing is
i used to use discord
but when i was in middle school i got too addicted so my parents forbid me from going on it
so i found wire as an alternative

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Lmao

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and now i got used to not going on discord

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sheltered kid huh

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even tho i have a whole server on there
i just abandoned it lmao

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damn
thats sad

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yea
did u succeed in making an account

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I shed a tear
nearly

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shouldve sent you one of those tutorials made specifically for old people

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ouch

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whats ur username
(if you know what they are)

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Getting there hold on

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(theyre like names, but online)