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Man Marries Animated Pillow
Sometimes, love is 2-dimensional. Especially, it seems, for males.
I by no means thought I would be able to put in writing a extra transferring headline than "Man marries video recreation character." But right here we are, gathered at present, to celebrate the union between Lee Jin-gyu and a pillow.

Sure, ウマ娘 抱き枕 has taken a mere three and a half months for the video character betrothal to seem nothing more than low cost publicity for stunted minds.

What's so very beautiful and exciting about this union is that the husband can take his new bride wherever. I have, indeed, embedded slightly footage of the completely satisfied couple on the amusement park, strapped in for what promises to be a wild experience.

The bride, you see, is called Fate Testarossa. It can be beneath me to suggest that she is built for pace. Indeed, she appears from the footage to offer a comforting and reassuring presence in a world that has clearly gone past any normal definitions of insanity.

Destiny Testarossa is a magical character in the Japanese anime collection "Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha." And she is imprinted on this "dakimakura" pillow in a most lifelike, serene representation.

It is quite comprehensible that Lee, a 28-yr-previous Korean, fell for such a peaceful, uplifting, and upliftable presence. Understanding is, certainly, crucial in a relationship. And my very own understanding is that Destiny Testarossa chose not to put on heels for the wedding ceremony, because the footage suggests she could, the truth is, be taller than Lee.

Fox Information experiences that many persons are petitioning the Japanese government to make such unions-- ones that give a complete new expression to the idea of pillow talk-- legal. Certainly one petitioner reportedly declared: "We've no interest in the 3D. If we might, we would wish to reside in a 2D world. Now if you may excuse me whereas I go shoot myself in the face."

Metro.co.uk quotes local media as saying: "They exit to the park or the funfair the place it'll go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it will get its personal seat and its personal meal."

I'm appalled that these feelingless, inhuman, retrograde members of the media consult with Destiny Testarossa as "it."

She is clearly somebody who lives and loves to the fullest. She is clearly someone you may take out to dinner, realizing that she is not going to put french fries up her nostril, nor screw up her face when you make an untoward joke. She won't ever put on weight, except, maybe, when it rains. She is clearly completely the right girl for the forward-considering, sensitive crusader that's Lee Jin-gyu.


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