Notes

Why accept me,
As a GM you see?
That is the question,
No doubt,
I have experience
In leadership roles (I have been an administrator on multiple non Toribash related forums, I have also been an administrator on a DayZ server and back in my MC days I ran a server, and, was an administrator for one at the same time)
And dealing with trolls
Whilst they roam all about.




I’ve had my bet servers
And managed the perverse
I’ve done my research (I recognize my responsibilities are all based around my ability to control in-game problems and maintain situations that get out of hand, I have no place dabbling inside of the forums, that’s the Market Squads cup o’ tea)
And I know what I want
A spot on the GM team
Hope, just a gleam
But hope nonetheless

(Craptastic Poem V1)

Poem 2
I have failed
Surprised I’m not jailed
But a few infractions I do have (5 to be exact, 3 of them warnings and 2 of them useless posts, not exactly my most proud moments, but I do take pride that each one of my infractions was issued by a different market squad member. I get around)
Backseat moderating and crappy questions
But let me take your hand
Lift me from my failures
And let my right my wrongs
I can buy you all banana hammock thongs (Ran out of rhymes)


Anywho, now that I got my fabulous poems out of the way I would just like to finish off my app with a few things that don’t rhyme as well as Banana Hammock Thong. I do recognize that I have 5 infractions and that it does not reflect well on me as a person, or as GM material (Well for some reason I feel infractions are much more of a turning point when it comes to the Market Squad, but… eh). I’ve also been a boy scout and developed leadership skills from that, but I’m not sure if that’s relevant. I apologize for sending you guys crappy poems and a wall of text, but anyways, on to who I am. My name is Morgan, I’m a 14 year old living in California. My school hours are from 8 AM to 3:08 PM, besides on Wednesdays when I get to go to school at 9, for whatever reason. I play Toribash for a lot of free time, lots of it in game and lots of it roaming the forums. And I suppose you’d like to know WHY I want to become a GM other than why I SHOULD become a GM. Well, It’s because I would like to help the TB community grow. I feel I would bring to the table a new view on strong and weak points surrounding Toribash as a whole. I do hope you consider me for the GM team, and in the end, accept me, thanks for reading!
-Spartin99