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What I want to see in GTA 6 (Top 10) Rant



The old school viewers of this channel will know that I used to play GTA 5.

A LOT.

So much so that when a new car was released, I would customise it with all the most expensive options and post it to YouTube

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If I’m honest - and I am - I spent too much real, hard earned cash on that game, just to make those videos.

A car would be released.
I would buy a shark card.
Customise the car.
Post the video.
Then sell the car just to recuperate some of my in-game money.

That’s where a lot of my suggestions for GTA 6 come from, my own experience with GTA 5.



1. This is a tough one for Rockstar, but I DO want to see Shark Cards in the game, but I want the to be more affordable.

In GTA 5, these are the current shark cards and current real-cash costs per million GTA dollars. (chart on screen)
https://www.gamesradar.com/uk/gta-online-shark-card/

Even the best value shark card is over £8 per 1 million GTA dollars!

Now, you could have a million at that value, or you could become a Top Tier Throbber of this channel and see the bloopers of this video, what would you prefer?!

GTA dollars, fine…

Shameless butt plug, gotta love it…

I know Rockstar need to make money and the staff behind the game, the actors, share holders etc need to make money too, but personally for me…

£65 for $8M is ludicrous.

Here’s what £65 can get you:



A Braun Series 5 Electric Shaver for Men with Precision Beard Trimmer, Wet & Dry, Rechargeable, Cordless Foil Razor, Blue, 50-B1200s - £65
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Braun-Electric-Charging-Rechargeable-50-W4650cs/dp/B0883M79CW?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_r=G3R8MHTF8E085RS682ZR&pf_rd_p=71ebf646-6d07-482c-8d5b-8a4894c0fe8d&th=1

An AmazonBasics Security Safe 20 L - Black - £50 so treat yourself to faster delivery with the extra £15.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/AmazonBasics-Security-Safe-20-Black/dp/B01BGY010C/ref=lp_21095431031_1_5?srs=21095431031&ie=UTF8&qid=1594912927&sr=8-5

A whole year of ‘Big Throbber status’ on the RaggedyDan channel, plus change!

TWO rampant rabbits from AnnSummers, one for each hole.
(Link removed LMAO - censor pic)

OR! GTA V [Xbox One - Download Code] TWICE over! With £15 leftover for a Dominos!
https://www.amazon.co.uk/GTA-Xbox-One-Download-Code/dp/B01G2M29Z8/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=gta+5+xbox&qid=1594913472&quartzVehicle=2-44&replacementKeywords=5+xbox&sr=8-4



Keep shark cards in, just lower the price.

It’s getting that fine balance between price and number of sales.

If the price was lower, people might buy them more often - I have a £2 tier by the way! - they’d have access to more of the online features easier, play the game more and then buy more cards, hopefully.

I’m not going against them by the way, they’re worth billions for a reason, I just think the cards are over priced.

Especially when compared to some of the items in game and what they cost to customise for example.

However, they are optional and you can grind, there’s that too.





2. Wing Suits & Wing Suit races

Because let’s be honest, who doesn’t wanna do this?

(RedKeyMon Skydiving Stunts)

For all I know, there’s custom races that allow you to do this, I’ve not played the game in a long time.

HOWEVER!

I’m talking Rockstar-made courses. Objects to avoid, objects to hit for points, object to fly through.

Numerous routes to the same objective.

Races.

Time trials.

Purchasable wing suits.

‘Unlockable’ wing suits.

Wing suits with different patterns, different shaped… ‘flaps’ (wink for the end of the vid).

Different smoke trails behind you.

Missions where you dive from the top of the map,
through objects in the sky,
to the ground,
into a cave,
out the other side,
through open windows in buildings
and finish up in a nice moist area; the ocean.

I could picture myself smashing those out on stream with some absolute bass droppers playing!



3. More stupid shit.

GTA 5 didn’t have enough stupid shit.

(no cuts):

It only had a car that could bunny hop, a car that could practically fly, the bat mobile, MrBoss, flying motorbikes with obnoxious rockets attached to them like a strap on, over priced shark cards, wheels that costs $200,000, the ability to kill yourself over and over again to avoid players that are just better than you when you’re on foot and not sat atop your strap on rocket motorbike, parachute races - I mean, just the parachute races alone, Thomas the tank engine instead of dragons - that was skyrim - a cannon that could blast anyone at almost every point on the map, ridiculous load times, sat watching clouds whilst computing how old you’ll be by the time you’ve loaded into a damn lobby, loading into a lobby and there only being 3 other people there, people using god mode, numerous glitches, noughtpointfourlive, laser guns, and the worst thing of the lot, griefing little kids on their flying fucking bikes.




4. This one might turn a few heads like ‘the fuck Dan?’ BUT! More detail…

I know, GTA 5 is highly detailed, lots of little attentions to detail BUT!

I’m talking, more underground areas, a more established sewer network.

More ‘slum-style’ areas with gangs hanging around.

Random events from them maybe like being mugged out of the blue if you’re in a ‘dangerous’ area.

More litter in some of the streets; a clear divide between the classes, between affluent areas and poorer areas.

Huge areas to walk around, football stadiums, shopping centres, numerous casinos, more detailed clubs and bars each with their own unique aesthetic.

Weather seasons. Don’t know how they’d work that, I’m no developer, I just complain about shit.

Even little things like if you kill someone with nobody around, in a forrest for example, why do you get the cops on you?



5. A FEMALE PROTAGONIST!

I know! Hear me out, ok?!…

6. The ability to be naked.

Thank you for hearing me out…



7. Better Stealth.

Again, I’m not a game developer so I don’t know how it’ll all work with the rest of the online game, it’s just my imagination.

I mean, the ability to lie down? Crouch? Crawl!

I used to be a big fan of special forces - particularly the SAS - so some kind of special forces gear or storyline some how would be sick.

Weapons: Bow and arrows?! Different styles of silencers that all have their pros and cons like on COD.

Ghillie Suits? Binoculars? Ya know, generic stealth shite.




8. Food!

I wanna see:

2 number 9s.

A number 9 large.

A number 6 with extra dip.

A number 7.

Two number 45s.

One with cheese.

and a large soda.





9. STORY MODE DLC!

We get it Cockstar, you’ve made BILLIONS and BILLIONS and (Trump clip).

Exactly Trump!

You’ll do thee exact same with GTA 6; make billions.

C’mon though, you said it yourselves that there would be a Story Mode expansion and since then?

Crickets.

Now you just pander to sweaty fucks with their over powered strap on motorbikes and won’t acknowledge the lack of a Story Mode DLC.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when a company can only see dollar signs.

Need more cash?

Discount a load of shit before a new update so people spend all their cash on the discounted items.

BAM! Release new items when everyone has spent up so they either have to grind for 14 weeks or buy a shark card to get the new flying bike!

Need a new car? Just take an old one and whack a different body on it.

Price? 2 million dollars, fuck it.

Why 2 million you ask?

So the $1.25M shark card isn’t enough to buy it so you have to go for the $3M shark card, genius.

Just release a FREE story mode DLC.

Lots of people would be thankful.

Lots of people would make videos about it or stream it.

Lots of people such as myself would return to the game to play it and I may even dabble in a bit of online whilst I’m there, your cash cow.




10. ?

*END OF SCRIPT ‘CLIMAX’ SPOILER*


The one true thing I desire in GTA 6.

The rest of this list?

Nay, the rest of this video, was all a ploy.

All leading up to this moment.

You must have noticed.

(Ann Summers dildo clip, numerous clips of ‘strap on’, ’nice moist area’, ‘flaps *wink*’ etc)…

I wanna see dildos.

GTA San Andreas had dildos.

Where the fuck are my dildos?!

You could fuck someone up with a dildo in San Andreas!

Couldn’t fuck them up the ass, just fuck them up!

Kick the shit out of someone with a dildo!

Who doesn’t want a dildo kill montage?!

Who doesn’t want to drill a griefer with a dildo?!

The ability to strap a dildo to a drill!

Drilldo!

What happened Rockstar?

You fell off.

Thanks for watching, pea soup!


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